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@TomPelissero Way to go @accpolice

NFL Network has obtained the police report on the misdemeanor charges against Zachariah Branch, who was arrested while standing on a public sidewalk for not moving far enough when a police officer asked him to move: “A male, later identified as Zacharia Branch, continued to stand on the sidewalk without making an attempt to move. I continued to give Zacharia Branch verbal commands to move from blocking the sidewalk and advised that if he did not, he would receive a citation for blocking the sidewalk. Zacharia Branch smirked, then stepped backwards and to the right, then remained standing upon the public sidewalk, so as to obstruct, hinder, and impede free passage upon the sidewalk as well as impede free ingress/egress to or from the adjacent places of business. Due to those actions and Zacharia Branch’s failure to comply with multiple verbal lawful commands, he was placed under arrest for misdemeanor Obstruction of LEO and received a citation for Obstructing Public Sidewalks.”

KEIR DID IT! HE OPENED THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ!! I'm so proud to be British 🇬🇧🇬🇧 That's MY Prime Minister 🥰🥰🥰

@NTCJr @4thand1show I know, I wish that didn’t happen, but it does. Bama won many titles off the backs of Georgia high school recruits

@229Fark @4thand1show Too many teams come into Georgia to steal talent. Especially in the NIL era

GEORGIA VS EVERYBODY!!! Cam believes GA has the best athletes in the country! Name a better “All-State Team!” Full episode out now on YouTube!

@AlZeidenfeld You’re the liar that’s spreading lies. Why would anyone believe you?

@229Fark stop believing the lies the lying liar keeps feeding you.

-Obama makes Iran arms deal, unfreezes 50 million of their own assets -conservatives lose their minds -Trump rips up the functioning deal -8 years later we get into an unwinnable war as a result of the deal being thrown away -Trump’s new deal gives Iran TWENTY BILLION?????

@AlZeidenfeld Trump said no money will be exchanged. Nice try 😂

Gotta say this is damn sweet. Wow

@JomboyMedia Buster gonna dfa his ass lol

BENCHES CLEAR IN CINCINNATI

@RazKurdt @preterniadotcom Them and @oakley need to collaborate and make them

@preterniadotcom make these into headphones and you'll have more money than you can conceive

Hasbro Marvel Legends X-Men '97 Cyclops Premium Roleplay Visor. Preorders go up on May 6th at 1 PM EST, general release.

@BaseballWRLD_ Or Degrom

@BaseballWRLD_ Alcantara

Trivia; From August 15th, 2025 to Today, who is the other starting pitcher tied for the 3rd best ERA in MLB? (minimum 10 games started)

@50ElevenTimes @BobbyWilson1004 I mean I’m for all Veterans getting property tax exempt. But can’t take the whole pie at first. Gotta eat it piece by piece and eventually we’ll get there.

@229Fark @BobbyWilson1004 Why just 100% disabled Veterans?

When I run for Governor of our magnificent state, my basic platform will consist of the following: - no state taxes - no tax on property that is 100% owned & held by the GA resident - legalize marijuana - very tough stance on crime and sentencing - improved public education

How to get aids:

@XtexasgirlX Gonna destroy the great fishing in the gulf and gas prices gonna stay the same bc these people are greedy

🚨 REAL-TIME ENERGY TAKEOVER, BABY! 🔥🛢️ This ain’t the Straits of Hormuz… THIS IS THE GULF OF AMERICA 🌊🇺🇸 Hundreds of supertankers from EVERY corner of the planet are racing to Texas & Louisiana to fill up on the sweetest, cheapest, most American oil on Earth! While the world panics over Hormuz, President Trump just made the USA the #1 energy superpower again! Record exports. Record tankers. Record WINNING. The globalists’ chokehold is BROKEN. America is the new gas station for the planet! 💪 God bless TRUMP. God bless our oil patch. God bless the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

@Big12Pokes They skip arm and leg day

Do they have a strength coach at CU holy shit

@AdamSchefter Great, now we will have a false start every 3 plays

Falcons and former Chiefs free-agent offensive tackle Jawaan Taylor reached agreement today on a one-year deal with a base value of $5 million and an additional $1 million in incentives, per his agents Drew Rosenhaus and Robert Bailey.

@Cam_Jourdan That will 100% keep that left arm straight lol holy hell, I think I tore me ucl trying that

Coming soon to a local driving range near you!