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Using deodorant between my ass crack #swampass

Life is better when you have a friend that is always down to see a movie

"vat are you doing mein fuhrer?" "i am creating a BIOS feature.. hmm.. i vill call it.. SECURE BOOT..."

I don't "crank my hog" i pull my piglet

No babygirl your pussy isn't roast beef it's epic bacon

Using mage hand to dig in my butt

why yes professor i did write this 20 page essay in one hour all by myself

Daily affirmations: - They’re coming for me - The walls are closing in - There is a hidden camera somewhere in my home and I must destroy it

me when i watch my jungler gank my lane, take double kill and smite cannon

My cock stinks like beans

okay man

Spring is so beautiful

Just farted so hard I had to throw away my underwear at 730 am

@PUBG Who dat

New Contender on the battlegrounds. #PUBG #CONTENDER

Cat derps out when you hit the spot

I hate CS development team #NoPearlyGates4U

@TheFaithSheriff U are peanut