Adventist Jesus 🐳

You heard Me say, ‘I am going away.’ If you loved me, you would be glad that I am going away, because Twitter kinda sucks now. I have told you now before it happens, so that when it does happen you will believe.

Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid.

It'll probably take a couple thousand years, but what's that among friends?

Don't let your hearts be troubled. You believe in God; believe also in Me. My Father’s Internet has many Social Networks; I'll go prepare a place for you.  If I go, I'll come back and get you so you may be where I AM. You know the way to the place where I am going.

It is necessary for Me to go away so that the Twitter Comforter can come. Don't worry. The Comforter will tell you what to Tweet. You'll Tweet even better stuff than I did.

Following Jesus will most often mean doing the exact opposite of whatever Mark Driscoll says.

Trump keeps nodding off. He should try some of that woke instead.

Misogyny masquerading around as Christianity is still just misogyny.

@BasedMikeLee Let's do this!!!

If Kamala Harris wins, prepare for 75 years of Democratic Party rule

@anthony_bosman Sabbath just means I AM too busy resting to prioritize anything else.

"Too busy" communicates your priorities: "Too busy" to exercise expresses that you don't value your health. "Too busy" to return a text translates to devaluing a friendship. Sabbath puts "too busy" on pause, allowing us to properly prioritize those things that matter most.

@AndrewYang Especially when those years will be spent in prison.

Guys if 81 is too old . . . so is 78. 78 to 82 are not peak years.

Dave Ramsey is trending because the guy who tells you not to even use credit cards has endorsed someone who has declared bankruptcy six times.

Good thing Elon Musk isn't good at public speaking. It keeps the surrogate from being effective.

@theman_phen66 @kevinmyoung Why not let the determination go to each city? Or better yet, each woman?

@kevinmyoung Don't be naive Trump wants to give this determination to each state so they can determine if fake of their own State individually which is a great idea same thing should be for the education level instead of wasting all that money on the federal level

You mean Trump who paid for abortions for his mistresses? You mean Trump who has a lifetime record of supporting abortion?

Misogyny is only a “basic Christian belief” if your “Christianity” is based on misogyny and not Jesus.

@lillithp I AM omnipresent! but not on TikTok or anywhere else.

Deleting Twitter once My archive download is complete. I descended into hell once. Once was enough.

A mysterious donor covered Kavanaugh's $92,000 country club dues, $200,000 in credit card debts, and a $1.2 million mortgage. Following these payments, Kavanaugh voted to maintain Trump's ballot presence and is postponing his trial in DC.

@PastorMark As a Christian, you cannot listen to Mark Driscoll

In this presidential election you cannot vote democrat as a Christian.

We blocked Elon on purpose, because we don't want to see his nonsense. I bet that makes Elon sad and angry. So you're changing how the block function works. So we will still have to see Elon's nonsense.