Apple Expert

Just wanted to say goodbye, I will be deleting this account soon, you can probably guess why. I don't plan on using any social media, so if you would like to stay in touch DM me and we can share email addresses. I wish all of you the best. Please prepare for the worst.

Top 3 Funniest Movies 1. Scary Movie 2. South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 3. Jackass Number Two #Facts

I fucking hate Reddit and will never use it again. You will be missed #Apollo 😭

Twitter was so much better 11 years ago. Calling it a dumpster fire would be too nice. Stop fucking showing me accounts I’m not following! Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Two people working at Chipotle with 35 people in line, thanks to a female basketball team. Pray for the employees.

You wanna know the definition of stage presence and pure raw talent? Impossible to have a bias, they are all literal goddesses. #BLACKPINK at #Coachella #BLACKPINKxCoachella #PINKCHELLA

Fucking #scammers from #India are out of control. I’ve had 10 calls just this week. They had way too much of my info. Please let family members know about these assholes. I have now setup a Windows VM to fight back. Feel free to drop some tips and tricks for me to use on them.

You know you worked at Apple Corporate for too long when you see 9:41 on your iPhone and it gives you PTSD. If you know, then you really know.

Guess who’s back. #ApplePark

To the guy I met at Best Buy on Sunday…does it make sense why I told you to wait to buy a 16” MacBook Pro?

@LindaLominger True, once we are at the bottom, but I think that will around $60-$80/share. I would say $80, but Elon’s weird obsession with 69 complicates everything.

@AaplExpert Good time to buy though.

I’m extremely disappointed with myself for not selling my #TSLA stock sooner and also for keeping my Tesla for this long. Hindsight sure is fun. 🫠

@OG_Ridgers Same friend.

Is the fucking #WorldCup finally over?? Please say yes.

If you would like to stay in touch, please see my previous Tweet.

I think I’ve had enough of Elon’s Twitter. Especially since they keep blocking my Tweet regarding the other Social Network I’m on…starts with an M. @AaplExpert@techhub.social

@McDonaldsCorp why can’t I find a single location in the San Francisco Bay Area that has the Holiday pie??

@ConcernedFruit @elonmusk @TimRunsHisMouth I’ve been waiting for too damn long…but that’s probably not the point you were making. 😬

It's been a week since @elonmusk brought Trump back... and without him even tweeting once... The left can't handle it. amgreatness.com/2022/11/24/mus…

@elonmusk @TimRunsHisMouth Can we just get VLC for offline video playback in our Teslas? Please.

@TimRunsHisMouth But freedom of speech is the bedrock of a strong democracy and must take precedence. My preference for the 2024 presidency is someone sensible and centrist. I had hoped that would the case for the Biden administration, but have been disappointed so far.

Will #Twitter exist in 2023?