Ace Nguyen

Why can't Geology be like Giada de Laurentiis? Now THERE's some cleavage that I wouldn't mind studying. Lollerskates.

The Lakers got destroyed tonight, but all I could think about was how much Phil Jackson looks like Colonel Sanders.

Cooler cliche quote?: "I didn't sell my soul to the devil...I AM the devil!" or "If I turn into a werewolf, you take this gun and shoot me!"

Exciting news: I have the top score in the universe in the game Run N' Gun at GameRival. This is the defining moment of my life.

Spent 8 hours watching the NFL Draft yesterday. While I have wasted my life away, I know a lot more about "upside" and "lateral quickness"

Theater of the Absurd has to be the most pretentious name for anything ever. I guess it's fitting for me, then.

Waiting For Creative Writing To Start And Sleeping In My Car

Global warming, hydrothermal vents, poetry analysis, holocaust theories. All things I need to do by 8 am tomorrow. I...am...screwed.

Walking Up Those Stairs Was Embarrassingly Difficult.

"You've never given him a title shot!" is my new favorite quote for a girl not giving a guy a date. Holy shit, that was funny.

Took me an hour and a half to drive to Riverside today. Spent most of it throwing a hissy fit and recording myself complain about people.

No tv and no beer makes Ace something something. "Go crazy?" Don't mind if I do! Seriously, finals week sucks.

"This thing here? It represents the melancholy of life without art." "...Oh."

Note to self: don't eat fried chicken at midnight just for the hell of it. Stomach pains not worth it.

@Slinginhook @975TheFanatic Daunte Culpepper was a 3 time pro bowler and MVP runner-up, I don't see why you use him as a negative comparison

If you're nice to me, I'll show you my score of 32,076 on "Meanwhile...". bit.ly/fr2"free #fieldrunners2

I scored 63570 points in PUNCH QUEST, and then I ran straight into some spikes. punchquest.com

I scored 47030 points in PUNCH QUEST, stopped when a squeaky bat collided into my skull. punchquest.com

hoping for better luck for this week's Smile Generation giveaway!

Hoping @smilegen can hook up my girlfriend and I with Batman tickets!