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I see a wave of new Nigerians in the #nFT space and there seems to be a lot of hype about making fast money with NFT's, it doesn't work like that. a thread

@sisinene___ @_DeejustDee Happy birthday Nene.

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Oh damn!

Just another day to be grateful 🙏🏿

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@Deji_Joseph11 😂😂😂.

God forbid

A lot of software is about to get a lot better, right before it becomes unnecessary.

When you realize that they'll eventually put the cow collars on people.

@Deji_Joseph11 You’re still here 🤣🤣. Audacity mad gan

I’m all for disrespectful skills

@Deji_Joseph11 I 8-2 be the one to remind you that Everton scolded you some hours ago. 🥶

@Ademide_eth And the day was given to us. @Ademide_eth can you explain what went wrong? Banditry football didn’t got exposed?

This is how you agE meN

Everything is urgent in corporate except your promotion.

brother you are the funding you have all the funds

Yes, to a large degree.

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Don’t piss on my back and tell me it’s rain. Just own it. “This is a shitty thing but fuck ‘em, I just wanna get paid.”

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