AgentofSIMP

boyfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my OVERWATCH

@cuteastwink @PlayOverwatch Why are you mad?

@AgentofSimp @PlayOverwatch Was your brain made my AI? Clearly yes.

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@philipisfat @hecubian_devil This is the difference maker. The way my dom friends talk about getting head makes it clear to me it’s a difference of psychology. They like looking down at the girl, whereas I like looking up! Plus keeping her mouth free for talking and kissing is a huge plus lol

@hecubian_devil I won't elaborate but I strongly suspect subs and femmes are disproportionately geared this way.

Absolute fucking truth asteroid

Great shot, just a windy day

When I found out about toxoplasmosis I told my dad about it and then asked why we still had cats. He told me if I was worried about something cute giving me brain worms that caused increased aggression and impulsiveness wait till you find out about woman. A wise sage my father

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money

Yesterday's discourse reminded me of this

niggas b soft launching da mommy kink with “yes maam” n shit lol mhm

@SethKnowsDL @Winstonplayer1 Meh deadlock has so many non-games tho.

@Winstonplayer1 That title belongs to deadlock sir

Overwatch is probably the best competitive experience ever made. Sadly the support player base being incredibly bad at the game with an horrible attitude when it comes to cooperation ruins it for everyone else

team call

@KrayC137 @Gam_987 @PrideofArlathan @notCalvin_ @fearthe_void What they are currently doing, dig in and defend what you have. Nothing else to be done. Poking the bear was quite a silly move and was likely a decision spearheaded by Mossad informants in the first place lol

@Gam_987 @PrideofArlathan @notCalvin_ @fearthe_void @AgentofSimp What others? Colonisers aren’t innocent What do you expect Palestinians to do, be well behaved victims?

@bintnablus98 @fearthe_void Is the land rightfully the Israel’s? No. Is it fully controlled by them in the real world? Yes. Attacking that area was but defensive in any way, it was fighting a battle that has been lost long ago

@AgentofSimp @fearthe_void israeli territory lmao , i think youre more down with them then you realize

@Schmuley_Schlo @fearthe_void What purpose did killing those settlers serve? What good did it do? It only led to further destruction of what remains of Palestine.

@AgentofSimp @fearthe_void They are a militarised society and everyone serves. There are no civilians. Plus they're partying on stolen land, they should expect death

@squeal_piggy @fearthe_void I understand this but they were never going to retake the land, it’s impossible. So what is the point of sending in your guys to kill and die there? There is none. They would be better served trying to hold what they have left

@AgentofSimp @fearthe_void you fucking imbecile, they are fighting precisely because their territory has been occupied by those "civilians", how do you not understand this by now?