Aizeek

POV: When you get a sack of weed and it's so beautiful, sticky, and loud, and you get sad cause you know you're going to smoke it all in two days

this the best younger/older casting in a long long time.

If you don’t want a clingy cat, NEVER let your tiny kitten sleep on your pillow face-to-face with you. Mine’s fully grown now and would literally live inside my skin if I let her. She has to be glued to my side 24/7. No exceptions 😭

Dude was robbing a gas station gets beat up by a racist customer

Ladies once their 0vulati0n kicks in

Sometimes the smartest move is letting an idi*t think they are smarter than you..

It's funny how some people call masturbation a sin, yet celebrate it the moment when a woman is doing it to them. The inconsistency still surprises me.

My neighbor texted me a video from her doorbell camera with the message you need to see what your husband is doing. My stomach hit the floor. The video showed my husband at 5:40 in the morning, in the dark, walking up her driveway and taking something from beside her garage. Then the next clip. And the next. Five different mornings. I sat in my car outside my office and watched my husband of twelve years apparently stealing from our neighbor and I couldn’t breathe.

There is nothing I crave more than independency and Affordability. I just want to have enough money to live comfortably.

How to lose a guy in 24 hours Tell him you won't sleep with him

Sometimes I think the internet is just an old village square wearing futuristic clothes.

maturity is realizing death isn’t a punishment, but nature’s final gift of peace

It’s takes an intelligent person to notice sarcasm, an average person will feel offended.

Girls that can ride don’t need a driver’s license

im insecure about my body but i also think im sexy at the same time.

locked in with God

it is what it is...fuck what I wanted it to be

Unpopular Opinion, flat doggy is one of the best sex positions ngl..

Dudes at the party: all the rape scenes in Oz were hard to watch Me: what fucking version of Wizard of Oz are you guys watching

Sometimes I tell people that I'm busy just so I could stay at home and smoke.

Bro, porn is ruining your relationship get right with God🤷🏼‍♀️