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@zachsilberberg @CarleyRhinehart

A nearby town is doing a pyro show and even though I can only hear, not see it, all I can think of is the years of Disney pyro

Help Ginny and her sweet kitty reunite!

What is that light in the sky? The answer to one of humanity's more common questions may emerge from a few quick observations. For example -- is it moving or blinking? If so, and if you live near a city, the answer is typically an airplane, since planes are so numerous and so few stars and satellites are bright enough to be seen over the glare of artificial city lights. If not, and if you live far from a city, that bright light is likely a planet such as Venus or Mars -- the former of which is constrained to appear near the horizon just before dawn or after dusk. Sometimes the low apparent motion of a distant airplane near the horizon makes it hard to tell from a bright planet, but even this can usually be discerned by the plane's motion over a few minutes. Still unsure? The featured chart gives a sometimes-humorous but mostly-accurate assessment. Dedicated sky enthusiasts will likely note -- and are encouraged to provide -- polite corrections. Illustration Credit & Copyright: HK (The League of Lost Causes)

@DanielHandler I loved Poison for Breakfast, it’s become a comfort book for me now!

How nice to see both my last book POISON FOR BREAKFAST and my new book AND THEN? AND THEN? WHAT ELSE? on the Oklahoma bestseller list this week! tulsapeople.com/about-town/okl…

@officialhambly The Aurora unicorn skin is my favorite, I put it on top of everything!

If you have the Holo Taco nail polish do you like it and what are your favorite colors? I am an Essie girlie but I want to branch out and I love Christine 😭

One of my favorite coworkers refers to me as ‘craft mom’ and shows me all her embroidery or other hobbies, and it makes me so happy

@CarleyRhinehart My bags are packed, just say the word!

Someone hid tiny cows all over the office and it has absolutely made my day (although I’ve somehow managed to become the #1 suspect)

On Transgender Day of Visibility, we celebrate the joy, strength, and absolute courage of some of the bravest people I know. Today, we show millions of transgender and nonbinary Americans that we see them, they belong, and they should be treated with dignity and respect.

@jamesleeauthor Wild Geese by Mary Oliver. I’m so sorry for your loss 💚

@smthingvirginia I love all the versions of you that I’ve gotten to know, they’ve all been blessings to me!

also -i’m still a lesbian!! i just dont have any lesbian pins anymore 🤔 -i shed the gender binary & no longer wear dresses or skirts, i’m looking into top surgery as well which will be so magical -i am since freed from the shackles of needing to be perceived XYZ way lol 😌

pre-pandemic vs now ✈️ i hardly recognise the person on the left who was very feminine, outgoing, & wore her heart on her sleeve. nowadays i like to keep my hair short & my friend circle small, + to have lil adventures around the world with my love (& otherwise just stay in) 💗

@desiree_niola I love the pricing systems at the food trucks and how it’s just vibes based, not food based.

Noticing that at the food trucks, they charge me less and always get it right when I wear the maternity fit

@hankgreen I’m mad that there isn’t a verb for archery.

I am mad that there isn't a word for the thing that atoms and ions are. Like, ions are not atoms and atoms are not ions, but they are both...a thing. They're protons with electrons around them (or not, you get what I mean) and there should be a word for that!

@nicoleefseaff I really want all of these mashups to be recorded so I can listen to them all day long!

A fantastic response to "Why write fantasy?" from the great Sir Terry Pratchett, PRINTED in The Onion c. 1995 according to Patrick Rothfuss @terryandrob @rhipratchett

One thing about working at a Children’s Museum: our facilities found a smiley face balloon in the rafters and tied it to my desk and not a single person has even batted an eye when seeing a balloon on my desk.

I went to a restaurant alone with a book tonight, and the waiter mistook me for a girl who came in a few weeks ago, also reading and eating alone. I want to find her and be her friend, she sounds awesome 💕

Truly nothing by like folding croissant dough for 3 days, then getting to smell them baking.

@SketchesbyBoze @CarleyRhinehart

get her what she really wants for Valentine's