Alix Turner - Deus se× Machina

Or how about .... have you tried turning the government off and on? These jokes inspired by seeing Elon in a tech support shirt

Elon Musk in government taking "reboot and it's fixed" to its unnatural conclusion

Cuuuuute times

@KatieDayXo Yeah you fucking are ;)

Has anyone else watched antiques roadshow and thought to themselves... "some of the fancy stuff I love is cheap as chips?" Also... "I'm so lucky that other people don't have my taste." More of a sentiment than an exact wording question

Primary marketing strategy is *drumroll* suspending disbelief

I think it might be time to take a second to review what has been happening in the crochet community while we were sleeping on it.

I really don't believe violence is ever a solution but, I feel this is better news than hearing he is out on parole, ever. cbc.ca/news/canada/mo…

Oh this probably will cause me more trouble than is reasonable but I had to share instagram.com/reel/C53WgcFMV…

@Im_MistressMoon I was so confused I thought your engagement (to be wed) was somehow changing your work process? I caught up. We've never interacted I just follow you and you showed up for me on my feed

Okay, actually what is going on with my engagement? I’m not seeing anyone & nobodies seeing me 🤦🏻‍♀️ I interact with nearly everything on my TL but it’s the same 10 dommes that show up… My posts are basically going straight into the void -_- Please interact if you see this!

about the thing you were dealing with last week that no one else knows about and ask if you want to get a drink or go have ice cream over the ordeal. I will also consistently forget names and repeatedly confirm birthday dates even if I love you more than life itself.

I know it can be really intimidating to some people but when we are really close I'll be mad about the person that cut you off in the parking lot when you tell me, I'll be crying at the sad part in the movie while you laugh at how many feelings I have, and I'll give you a call

@GentlemanAdven1 @Mszara_louise Lol I'm not sure I've ever heard of someone doing that. I am fairly sure they won't have any new material to surprise me with but I have been wanting to see Carmen for way too long.

@Mszara_louise @AlixUndefeated Oh lucky you!! See how many of the songs you know and the music as well . . . it's probably rather astonishing . . . .

Incredibly excited to be going to Carmen! Finally pulling one of my fancy dresses out of the closet.

@Mszara_louise youtu.be/KJ_HHRJf0xg?si…

@alicelovescode @Aella_Girl I've totally got the same situation. I was told it was because I took fluoride in pill form when I was a child for a couple of years? I did not know about special mouth bacteria.

@Aella_Girl hey if you work for them, can you find out if they've ever identified people who naturally have the "no lactic acid" mutation in their oral microbiome? i've never had a cavity in my life (35 years) and it's not because i'm perfect at oral hygiene and i'm REALLY curious why

I can't tell if it's placebo. It might be placebo. But I've had the new genetically modified mouth bacteria for ~4 months and I *think* I get less morning breath, and less bad taste in my mouth after sugar.

@ThomasHobbs7799 To me it screams fantastic penmanship and well polished shoes.

@AlixUndefeated Yeah, “mid-Atlantic”. Very few speak it any longer. It was an acquired, sometimes affected, accent in Hollywood and among boarding school graduates in the East. Nobody was actually born to it.

It has been a minute since I had heard a really Alfred Hitchcockesque (which I have just learned would be better described as transatlantic) accent. So, to the person who just called me looking for Hayden.. your elocution is spectacular and it made me smile. Thanks!