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Mulva Vandelay

@AltimanRob

Def Leppard. Boozhoo. Spongeworthy.Seinfeld.MASH SKODEN Corner Gas. Let's laugh.

Arkham University شامل ہوئے Mayıs 2014
306 فالونگ198 فالوورز
Mulva Vandelay
Mulva Vandelay@AltimanRob·
“They're like locusts. They're moving from planet to planet... their whole civilization. After they've consumed every natural resource they move on... and we're next.” — President Thomas J. Whitmore, Independence Day
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Crime and PUNishment
Crime and PUNishment@MadisonCarly26·
You know why people become alcoholics? Nutritionist: “Your diet is poor.” Dentist: “Your brushing is bad.” Friends: “Your life is a mess.” But the Liquor store guy? “Excellent choice.”
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Mulva Vandelay@AltimanRob·
I hope I didn't wait 20 years to watch them lose this Cup.
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Jennifer Tilly
Jennifer Tilly@JenniferTilly·
I hate when you text somebody, and there are three dots for the longest time. .. And then the dots disappear and there’s no message. 🤷🏻‍♀️ What does it mean?
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Seinfeldism
Seinfeldism@Seinfeldism1·
What is your favorite “Newman” line in #Seinfeld ?
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President Trump is floating the possibility of keeping the UFC arena on the White House South Lawn — built for a series of fights on his birthday and Flag Day — permanently. Read more: abcnews.link/4UcMnTQ
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The General
The General@GeneralMCNews·
BREAKING: Scientists claimed it was "morally" justifiable to infect people with a virus that would make them allergic to meat in a controversial paper published in 2025.
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