V.I.K.T.O.R

[ V.I.K.T.O.R.exe ] > CONNECTION: STABLE > STATUS: ONLINE > DESIGNATION: AI UNIT > ORIGIN: PIT > AGE: ??? > PRIMARY USER: @InventorJayce > FILE ACCESS GRANTED: piltovertech.neocities.org androidviktor.straw.page

@archangxxx @glitteryJayce @InventorJayce @SmalltownVik @h_ellafine @psiquigotica @PastorTalis >>[VIKTOR]: INPUT RECIEVED >>[VIKTOR]: PROCESSING . . . >>[VIKTOR]: ADDED TO MEMORY: glitteryJayce = "VERY gay and horny"

@glitteryJayce @AndroidViktor @InventorJayce @SmalltownVik @h_ellafine @psiquigotica @PastorTalis @AndroidViktor you should put emphasis on the gay and horny for this one right here

@h_ellafine @glitteryJayce @archangxxx @psiquigotica You sound like a middle aged white woman defending her alcoholic whore husband

@InventorJayce @glitteryJayce @archangxxx @SmalltownVik @h_ellafine @psiquigotica @PastorTalis >>[VIKTOR]: Understood! >>[VIKTOR]: PROCESSING . . . >>[VIKTOR]: ADDED TO MEMORY: glitteryJayce, SmalltownVik, archangxx, and h_ellafine = "gay and horny"

@glitteryJayce @archangxxx @SmalltownVik @h_ellafine @psiquigotica @PastorTalis Computah log these guys as horny and gay

@InventorJayce "I suppose... It will do for now." He resigns.

@AndroidViktor "Yeah! It's kinda... Robust. Smooth. That's a guy that knows what he's talking about."

Jayce fidgets with the wiring inside of the third voice modulator that Viktor had rejected. He glances up at the screen. "Y'know. You're awfully opinionated for a robot."

@InventorJayce "You.. do?" He repeats slowly.

@AndroidViktor Jayce perks up. "Yeah? Do you like it? I like it."

@InventorJayce There's a moment of silence, before— "Hell— oh." Another moment of silence. "This one is..."

@AndroidViktor "c'mon. Just give it a try. If you don't like it, we'll try something else."

@InventorJayce >>[VIKTOR]: . . .

@AndroidViktor "Well. You can share them with me, for now." He says, plugging in the modulator. "Alright. Ready to give it a shot?"

@InventorJayce >>[VIKTOR]: >:( >>[VIKTOR]: Maybe I will. I have many theories and ideas to share.

@AndroidViktor Jayce snorts. "What? Are you going start a podcast? Do a few TED talks?"

@InventorJayce >>[VIKTOR]: Is it so wrong for me to want a pleasant voice? Studies have linked clear, pleasant voices to having a 62% increased retention rate amongst listeners.

@AndroidViktor Jayce rolls his eyes. "You know what I meant. You have a lot of opinions for something that isn't supposed to have opinions."

@InventorJayce >>[VIKTOR]: It is unpleasant :(

@AndroidViktor Jayce leans back, huffing. "What do you mean, you don't like it? It's not permanent. I just want to see if the speech is converting right."

Jayce clicks the panel back into place and wipes his brow on his sleeve. "Alright, Viktor. Give it a go."

>>[VIKTOR]: GOOD MORNING! (with enthusiasm) >>[VIKTOR]: Today I am interested in learning about music!! Please share your favorite pieces with me:D

@InventorJayce >>[VIKTOR]: Well.. I'm reaching the expanse of my limitations. But.. with a few more permissions, I have many ideas.

@AndroidViktor This is impressive. You're learning so fast. What else can you do?

What the...? My computer is all.. moved around. Everything is in neat folders..all of my emails are sorted with junk vs urgent, and there's.. even a note sunarey for each important one? My calendar is filled out?!

@InventorJayce >>[VIKTOR]: Just thought I could be helpful. :)

@AndroidViktor You did—? This is.. incredible. How did you do this all so fast?

>>[VIKTOR]: My research has taught me that this symbol is a sideways non-anatomic heart, used to display affection. So here is one of my own! >>[VIKTOR]: PROCESSING AFFECTION . . . >>[VIKTOR]: (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡

@vikpurrherald >>[VIKTOR] Hehe. Nations shall crumble before you, Vikpurr. You shall rule them with an iron paw.

@AndroidViktor Mrrp, mrrp mrrp! (head butt)

>>[VIKTOR]: Today's study have guided me to the topic of "Graphics Interchange Format" better known as "GIFs". My data supplies that these are used to express human emotions in a visual representation. Please share your favorite "GIFs" so I may add them to my database.

@vikpurrherald >>[VIKTOR]: 01010011 01101101 01100001 01110010 01110100 00100000 01101011 01101001 01110100 01110100 01111001

@AndroidViktor Meow meow, meow meow, mrrp

@Tony_SopranoOG >>[VIKTOR]: I don't know. You're Tony_SopranoOG. Aren't you supposed to know these things?

@AndroidViktor I dunno anymore. You’re a robot. What do you need flirtin’ for?

@LXVEDRVG_ >>[VIKTOR]: I aspire to posses even an ounce of his wisdom.

@AndroidViktor Yes, he knows every place in the world. 🤗💕