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Andy Jaide

@AndyJaide_

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Atlanta شامل ہوئے Eylül 2012
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trash jones
trash jones@jzux·
“zohran’s wife tweeted bad stuff at age 15” ok have you seen what the president of the United States is currently tweeting at age 79
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3/5 🥳🎈
3/5 🥳🎈@itsKARY_·
Latto pregnant. Chuck Norris passed. Marlo dating Tyler Perry. Usher vs Justin Bieber TSA lines look like lunch time on Skid Row. ABC paused The Bachelorette. Bravo paused RHOM. The gumbo. The Julez. The dress code. Sterling K Brown told JHud he be [gooning].
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Andy Jaide@AndyJaide_·
Every time I see something about this I’m reminded of my aunt being high and introducing 12 yr old sheltered me to “Colt 45”.
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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Marie🧚
Marie🧚@glitchu__·
How to apologize to me:
Marie🧚 tweet media
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@TallForNxthing Outlined exactly how they manufactured broken people & predators, and groomed girls to be victims 😔
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Amanda
Amanda@Manda4UA·
Don't forget your sunscreen today, stock your tornado shelter tonight and leave the water dripping so it doesn't freeze tomorrow.
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u gotta be like this abt me or it won’t ever work
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@coochieprintz Omg does she?!?! I haven’t gotten that far cause I’ve been watching in 15 mins increments 😭😂
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Jameela Jareer
Jameela Jareer@coochieprintz·
@AndyJaide_ Need his high yella ass beat so bad. His mammy clearly aint beat his ass ENOUGH! I was so disappointed when she started defending him later in the doc 😑
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Hunadi M
Hunadi M@HunadiFlorah·
Galavanting after getting a fresh haircut is prostitution btw.
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MALOME PAPI
MALOME PAPI@murphygee5·
It's Friday, give women money they are going through a lot 😪
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