Andy Challis

@bolderston_mark God not among the trees,please! Mountain ledge, desert? Greasy rainsoaked tarmac stained with oil and turf, but trees, they are permanent! Chain me up , wee on ma tyres thrash me til i whine and seize, but keep my view devoid of the deciduous.

RS 2000 any Thoughts

@gxerlee THE TARMACHAMELEON !!!! Eh ?Eh? .

Seemed like a good idea until 🫣

@gxerlee I had thought about , thinly sliced and sauteed spuds for a late night snack , with hot pepper sauce, and jerk spices. Anyone else for a fry up, ah two more takers i see! done in oil or just au naturelle? Feel uniquely able to take the piss as i too wear the badge of .

@gxerlee Fortunately the tarmac is that fine textured cold pressed stuff , like 300 grit paper, you can seem to slide to infinity on, like time travel , your tissue is now virtual and no one can ever say , you didnt make your mark on this world

@gxerlee Is that one of those inflatable bodyskins rucksacks , that instantly prevents prickly heat and chafing , by perversely the direct focus of both in such infintessimally high doses , it will seem like the sun has turned you into a red giant, creating a single ass elbow flip flop !

Some bondage straps i found one day years ago down the back of the front door, in a parcel delivered from the sellers of bespoke bondage straps, sold very reasonably and discreetly online, with personal account , “we arent just “any coutts, “we are securicuffs.con

While i am actually trying to scale the fucker! Ie, get from top to bottom without actually touching the stair treads at all ! Maybe i need to mitigate the friction with a plastic bag or two, and maybe the body armour from my ripped weise jeans and then secure me and it with ,,

Ill tell you what it is , its moving it to a quite difficult to access spot , for no good reason , well now the best reason for shifting a single mattress up that subsiding off level , disorienting carpentry fuck up , is to see if i can do something more stupid than fall down it

The fact that i can barely struggle up the stairs with it,snagging against the carpet and bannister makes it an imperitive now , that i attempt to surf back down on top of it, because the thought just occured to me , what is the most futile thing you can do with furniture!

The Shamen - Move any mountain youtu.be/SpjnzxtZ6Qg via @YouTube i can move move move any mattress!

brainstorm - lovin' is really my game youtu.be/VaVSdj38inI via @YouTube woke up with a little earworm to drag me out of bed at an unconscionable hour. Would under other circumstances be still on a dancefloor somewhere !

Now @carolvorders is triggering the Tories From Johnny Mercer to Craig MacKinley to GB News and Telegraph Camilla Tominey It would be awful just to share the hell out of this without a trigger warning #ToriesOut387 #SunakOut277 #GeneralElectionNow #Sunackered

@lucigosling Thats brilliant and i love the illustrations better than a haynes manual .

Husband asked 14yo to write down instructions on pet feeding for our son while we’re away. This is what she’s done. Cat & fish instructions to follow (dog is coming with us).

@kazzaloveslife Vinegar

Fish and chips tonight! Which goes on first?

@sharron_honey Personally i like the white ones , but im partial to pink so ..

Spending more time in trainers so which ones do I keep? 🤣🤣🤣 #Trainers #Decisions

@EvokeClassics Im guessing yours wasnt in mustard with a beige interior

Why don't these get the love of other Fords of their era? Beats us. Great car. #FordFriday #SarahCrabtree

@LakotaMan1 Painfully true

I grow tired of asking it. So this will be the last time. As a member of my absolutely amazing non-Native alliance — does this offend you in any way?

@GOV2UK No comment is necessary about this govt’s priorities. 👇👇👇 #ToriesAreEvil #ToriesOut387 #RefugeesWelcome #SaveOurNHS 💙 #GeneralElectionNow #TorySewageParty

@GOV2UK Good Morning All🙋🌹 Up and at 'em‼️ #ToriesOut387 #TacticalVoting #GeneralElectionNow #SaveOurPlant #TheEarthIsBurning #TheSeasAreBoiling #JustStopOilAreRight #RenationaliseAllUtilitie #BritishGasMassiveProfits #BravermanBreakingLaws #RwandaNotInMyName #RefugeesWelcome