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Citizens of Super Earth, For the first time since launch, we’re ready to share a clearer view of the battles ahead. Our fight for liberty continues to grow, and with each new front comes more opportunities to spread Managed Democracy across the galaxy. Over the past months, you’ve stood firm through every invasion, every escalation, every unexpected threat. Now, we want to give you a better look at what you’ll be deploying into next. Today, we’re revealing our first official HELLDIVERS™ 2 content roadmap - outlining upcoming updates, new biomes, warfronts, enemies, and quality‑of‑life improvements arriving over the next several months. While we won’t reveal every classified detail, this roadmap outlines the direction of the wider war effort as the Galactic War marches on. Your service drives this fight forward. This is just the beginning - and beyond these updates, even greater operations are already in motion. Stay vigilant, stay courageous, and stay ready to dive. For Super Earth.

Forever in our hearts,30 years 🙏

Non adhd people will never understand our perception of time. This morning i was stressed because i had to get somewhere by 10, so i asked if my mom would microwave some breakfast for me while i was still getting ready, and she said "oh don't worry you'll have time. It's not even 9:00 yet”. And she said this at 8:56. Oh to live in a world where 8:56 is not equal to 9:00. 8:56 is absoLUTELY 9:oclock 8:40 is 9:oclock 8:30 is 9:oclock EVERYTHING IS 9:oclock AND IM GOING TO BE LATE

While we are sad to see Stephen leave the club, he departs with the best wishes of everyone at St Mirren after four years of outstanding service. Thank you for your contributions, Stephen.

Yaaaassssss

Great news! Giant pandas are no longer classified as 'endangered'. After 30 years of slow but steady progress, the IUCN downgraded them to 'vulnerable' on the global list of species at risk of extinction after their population increased by 17% in a decade. This shows that conservation efforts are working and provides hope for the world's other threatened wildlife.

🚨 BREAKING: A young boy has been 'raped' in a Paisley town centre A young boy has allegedly been raped in Paisley town centre as police launch an urgent manhunt. The suspect is described as a white male, roughly 30 years old, with long brown hair. At the time, he was wearing a black gilet over a light‑coloured hooded top, along with grey jogging bottoms and black‑and‑grey Nike trainers Police officers remain at the scene while enquiries continue. Investigators are especially interested in hearing from anyone who may have noticed two men in the County Square area at around 8pm. Detective Inspector David Hardie said: "This was a terrifying incident for the victim, and it’s vital we trace the man responsible. I’m appealing to anyone with information to come forward. We’re particularly keen to speak to anyone who may have seen two males, one matching the suspect description, in the County Square area around 8pm. I’d also ask drivers with dash-cams or residents with private CCTV or doorbell cameras to check your footage and bring anything of significance to our attention. Anyone with information should contact Police Scotland on 101 quoting reference 3664 of 3 March. Alternatively, call Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111.

One more year, Helldivers. Another year of crushing tyranny and spreading Managed Democracy with overwhelming firepower. Your commitment to the war effort is unmatched. Stay relentless. Keep the bullets flying. Let’s give them hell.

Wishing Saints legend Tony Fitzpatrick a happy birthday as he turns 70 today 🎉🎉 Everyone at St Mirren hopes you have a brilliant day, Tony. Many happy returns!

Ok this is funny 😄

Liberation of Cyberstan failed. Cyborgs launch a Counter Offensive

Well played, IKEA 🐵❤️

lil guy has no idea the whole world is in his corner

Official ArrowHead support staff btw 😭😭

MINOR ORDER: NEW STRATEGIC IMPERATIVE

ANNIVERSARY COMMEMORATIVE CAPE To commemorate this anniversary, loyal defenders of Super Earth that logged in between Feb 1st 00:01 - 28th 23:59 CET will be awarded the Eye of Liberty Cape on March 2nd. Let the second anniversary of the Second Galactic War be witnessed by the Lidless Eye of Liberty, that ever-watchful orb which provides safety through its ceaseless surveillance.

@HelldiversAlert 100% the creek

Helldivers! Which was tougher for you — Cyberstan or Malevelon Creek ❔

@80_mcswan Pressed wrong option that should've been no

If Scotland were a normal independent nation, would you vote to join the British state?

NEW MAJOR ORDER Ok, we actually NEED to do this. Our reserves will be DEPLETED in 3 days and 22 hours

Every single person that works a 40 hour week should earn enough money to have a roof overhead, put food on the table and and have a little left over to enjoy life The workers time should be more valuable than shareholder profit ...and that should be a minimum standard