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@nelsonmealo @ThaBoyYom 🤣🤣

@ThaBoyYom Avoid all these only for APC to kpai me later...nah I'm good

As a Nigerian adult, your health can actually get 60% better just by avoiding - Noodles - Pasta - Bread - Semo - Alcohol + Sugary beverages - Shawarma/Pizza/Pastries In fact, just start seeing them as poison and avoid completely Try it for just 4 months first and see.

@DaddyB_2023 @afrisagacity Lessons will be learnt by who,una still Dey use that language 🤣

@afrisagacity Stop deceiving yourself with all these photo-ops and face reality This Ibadan Agbero guy will vote for Tinubu on election day and he is only making noise here to extort money from your Ndi-Messiah Lessons will be learn 💯

Listen to what he's telling Peter Obi. Look into his face and see the passion, the desire, and the desperation to experience a Peter Obi presidency. This is the desire of over 80% of Nigerians. They yearn for a total system shift, not a mere change. They yearn for Obi!✍️

@EmirSirdam @emmy4life02 How will D7 governor feel now 😂

Thank You Edo State Shitty Boys Movement in the Mud 🫵🏿😂

@EmekaPisle @ChuksEricE Oyibo wey won kill you,you think it’s safe…

@ChuksEricE It is only on Nigeria that bread should last for two days. Look at the expiry date of this bread. It was produced a week ago. This is is EU o.

“It’s high time we stop standing on the sidelines when it comes to the security of what we consume. Look at this particular bread—can you see the red circle and the whitish substance that looks like powder on it? This was bread supplied to me by another company. They came the same day I was making the video that got me arrested. I told my girls to remove this one and keep it aside to see if the result would be the same, then we would stop selling the bread. A few days later, this particular one became damp. The result you’re seeing now is as of yesterday.” — Ms. Love Dooshima, the woman who went viral over her claim about a loaf of bread, shares another video.

@Prestigious_Gt Guys do it too,Nsppd nkor…

You will think this thing na joke till you experience am I find it difficult to even pray after I don do bad thing then Wetin concern women, how it’s easy for them to do both at the same time baffles me 😭

@niff_wizzy @ToxicSideChick_ 😂😂

@ToxicSideChick_ So the kids can take my surname later Abi?? I know what you are

I hate pullout, just cum and continue. I know what to take

@memeimam @official_QV Are you the one😂,why so pained.

Your loss. Meanwhile, y'all always preach intentionality as if you even understood yourself in the first place! What happened to buying him what night work for him as a present? What happened to play pretend by taking two of you to a dentist appointment for deep cleansing and all - both of you cost barely ₦40k? I guess you're after his money from abroad after all, hoping he'll give you a better life than the 🤡 who was fucking you while he was away.

8 months of talking, I Finally received him at the airport. The mouth odor received me first. Voice notes. Video calls. Late night conversations. This man could talk. Funny. Smart. Intentional. I was at that airport 30 minutes early. He walked through those doors and I ran to hug him. Then he opened his mouth to say my name. I heard it before I processed it. Something ancient and powerful hit my nose.😭 I told myself it was jet lag. Long flight. Recycled air. Dehydration. I gave that man every excuse in the book. Day 3 same thing. Day 5 I was sitting across from him at dinner watching his mouth move and hearing nothing because I was calculating how to bring this up without ending everything we had built in 8 months. I said nothing. He went back abroad. We talked less after that. Drifted slowly. Never told him why. Till today he probably thinks the distance killed it. Baby the distance was not the problem. I just couldn’t spend my life turning my face every time you said I love you. 😭

@yabaleftonline @77thutmose She looks so good

Femi Otedola shares lovely photos with his first child, Tolani, who clocked 40 yesterday.

@NigeriaStories @RealibibioBoy They must be mad

Lagos state resident cries out over alleged fee for solar power permit in his apartment.

@Manjulvic @MrMakemillions He went to do oversabi by working the right way,when in tinubu government na left them Dey go😂😂…

Tinubu removes Wale Edun as Minister keh?😹💔 Wetin Remove am?💀 Baba go dey talk Truth under BAT😹 1. He Called for the audit of NNPC’s missing ₦210 trillion🔥 2. He said the FG missed d 2025 revenue target by ₦30 trillion💀 
3. He said BOLA’s budget execution is poor😹

@Drweloveu @Buezhy I don’t know what they are baking this days,the meatpie and fish pie I bought immediately after eating I vomited everything out…

I HAVE BEEN A BAKER FOR OVER 15 YEARS😭😭 This broke me honestly My name is Evangelist CJ Favour, I am a baker, and I challenge the said bakery to bake their bread under the NAFDAC supervision and let’s see how long that one will last. Any bread that stays longer than 2weeks is poison: That chemical that is used in preserving it is deadly and harmful to the human body. We can’t keep silent and allow this evil to thrive. If we step back and allow this innocent woman go to jail, it’s really a pity for us all… because she said the truth. This woman literally was saving lives by just that post. When I first saw the video I knew she was making a point but I didn’t bother to say anything, not until when I saw the oppression from the said bakery. If you are sure, COME OUT AND PUBLICLY show us the ingredients. Show us the chemical. I repeat, Any chemical that keeps bread fresh for more than 2 weeks is deadly, harmful and poisonous to the human body. We can’t see the truth and keep quiet because of fear for the rich. We rather die than keep quiet and allow evil thrive. I speak as a baker who has baked bread for about 16years Instead of coming out to clear the air, you went on to file a lawsuit. This is wickedness!

@guotransport @Bennn_07 Dispatched empty ke,

OFFICIAL STATEMENT

@ChuksEricE @77thutmose Thank God I don’t like eating bread..

Lady left in shock after the bread she bought 4 days ago got spoiled, while the one she bought 2 weeks ago still remained fresh and unchanged.

@SavvyRinu What’s the meaning of this

VIDEO: APC members perform mock obituary for Wale Edun. If they can do this amongst themselves, imagine what they will do to you. Kick APC out today.

@Toniatuslim @nsykan I will never reply.

So, my roommate during NYSC stopped talking to me immediately our service year ended. Even when I wished her a happy birthday, she never acknowledged it, so I stopped reaching out. Yesterday, she texted me on WhatsApp saying she’s coming to my hometown to get material for her wedding asoebi and asked if she could spend the night at our family house. Omo, up till now, I never reply. She dey craze.

@triplexdshott @debayoorr 😂😂you will do jail…

police officers say make i show love na once i kiss DPO for forehead 😂

@ace_ofPhrance @Mrbankstips 😂😂

@Mrbankstips You sons of Adam have been doing this for years small small return of energy see tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣

E no get as you be James Bond reach, woman fit mess you up bad. Just pray make you no go fall for Hyena.

@Sugarboyadeola1 @specialtalk101 They won take your life😂

😭😭😭

@OurFavOnlineDoc @niyidaniel18 I can’t even do this,I will be exhausted…

If this is the life that content creators live on a daily basis, I extend my sincere condolences and genuine sympathies.

@olamide_adee @MoTriumph007 😂😂

Chinonso it’s a public museum 😭 omg there’s nothing to be proud of 😭