Ash Dylan

I plan to spend the Season elsewhere. I may stop in if there is book news. Please forward future correspondence to the sky place or the threaded place. Yours, Darcy

Next time someone is an existential threat to democracy and is obviously guilty of multiple crimes, PUT HIM IN FUCKING PRISON!

that Gandalf line about knowing everything about Hobbits after a month but after a hundred years they can still surprise you, except it’s knowing everything about America and it still finds ways to disappoint you

@SJohnsdottire for a party, absolutely :)

@AshDylanLit lol, that would be awesome actually, for a party.

@DaniCollinsBook Thanks! 🥰

@AshDylanLit OMG you are the only reason I keep coming back to this hellscape of an app and it is always worth it. ❤️❤️❤️

@melissastew2002 😂😂🥰

@AshDylanLit Best one yet!!!

fuck Nazis. fuck people who listen to Nazis. fuck people who attend Nazi rallies. fuck people who vote for Nazis. fuck people who make excuses for Nazis. fuck people who are just asking Nazi questions. fuck people who don’t know why you can’t take a Nazi joke. fuck Nazis forever.

@lacandigram 😁😂😂

@AshDylanLit Ash I swear to god bahahahahahahahah

@emdanyell I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS :)

@AshDylanLit ASH.

it’ll be cancelled before we even see Mr Darcy

@KCCaronWrites Every time! 😂

@detroitunicorn That goes without saying 😁

@AshDylanLit And they immediately and tangibly improve the city in every way. Would absolutely binge

pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian

@RookTheBird Twitter is still good for something 😂

@AshDylanLit tfw this is how i learned the news

@Karen_BooksChoc adding it to my “books to write” list

@AshDylanLit I would 100% read that and watch the Hulu miniseries (bc Netflix is not self-aware enough to do this on their own)

@Denise3568 I did the research, I think it will happen just like this 😂

@AshDylanLit Ash, please 🤣

@Maridblair Thanks for reading 😂

this thread oh my gooooooood 😳

The moons will start by orbiting Earth, tight circles that will have it spinning on its axis. "Like that," Earth will moan. "Don't stop."

Earth has been getting warmer because of climate change, but being with two moons will be the hottest it's ever been.