Goy eat Goy World.

@ANGEL0FTHEYEAR Women be getting sick

old pic because im getting sick :/

@rawmilkhoney Bareback breeding platonic backshots

And perhaps some platonic backshots for the Mrs ?

@lilbooty_ry ik

idk

@johnny_danziel I would've opened the door hangin dong

this is genuinely how it feels to text a man first

@goodcharls @IfindRetards Hybrid Theory

@IfindRetards Dad showed him where the band got its name

The late Chester Bennington's (Linkin Park Singer) son came out as trans last year. Draven Bennington is now known as Violet. Another life lost to retardation.

The kneepad on the wrong knee is the best part of this

@Docquistador The kneepad on the wrong knee is chefs kiss

This is who’s arguing with you on twitter dot com.

@juliabracadabra An Icelandic rowing team couldn't pull me out

just got this top in black btw

@lexiscorrect @damekatydenise_

@damekatydenise_ A what the fffffffff

You haven’t experienced real suffering until you’ve spent a whole day wearing a nylon wig, plastic tits & a choker all to be your true, authentic self. #TransRightsAreHumanRights #Pride #Heatwave ☀️

@lexiscorrect I want to eat it so bad

l’appel du vide

@legalstufff Doctors are not intelligent. They are brilliant in one specific field and the rest of their life is usually a mess. They spend a decade plus studying and I think it changes them.

Am I allowed to say that medical doctors are some of the hardest clients to deal with? I think it’s because they’re generally very smart in their own field, but they are often careless, confused or uninterested with the details of business and legal things. And their egos delude them into believing those things don’t matter. The confluence of factors makes me want to yell “I know you’re a brain surgeon and really smart so you can 100% understand what that email said. Read it again with your little thinking cap on. It’s not brain surgery!”

@localsweety @ThisStupidTwink I'm above average btw

@ThisStupidTwink it's not, the average is reduced because it includes old people and foreigners like idk why people don't get this.

'6 inches is above average' is true, but you cant really say it without sounding defensive

@localsweety Can I lick your mat clean ?

just finished one hour of hot yoga and the smell in here could knock a grown man out

@HolyHellHannah Crush my head like a watermelon mommy

Pool day ☀️

@bangelopickle Want to leave you leaking like an old faucet

@BWCincorp That’s insane 😭😭😭

Him

@bangelopickle You're looking quite breedable

@BWCincorp 👀👀👀👀

@Khareji68511 Bareback creampie

Thinking about creampies

@holisticbaddie Beta physiognomy. She will cheat.

Twitter is really a dating app

I want dua lipa to rape me and not in a playful way

@Khareji68511 I would leave it leaking like an old faucet

White boy summer