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Golf practice 🏌️‍♀️ #rkggk

@pokorakun I have a scar where I sliced my finger with a steak knife while trying to make a duct tape hat...

does anyone else have scars on their fingers for dumb reasons? i have one from recycling soda cans with my cousin and another one from cutting veggies while drunk

@MrJamesMay My Ford for some reason will only allow me to access bluetooth audio by voice command. I hate it, even when I'm alone. If there's a better way to do it, I haven't found it.

Some people, over on my YouTube channel, are suggesting that I don’t understand the system of voice commands on my Tesla. I do, it’s just that I feel a total berk talking to my car. Even when I’m alone. Anyone else?

@MyRaisins Phillips was invented to intentionally strip when over torqued because early automated manufacturing tools couldn't be calibrated to accurate torque figures and would crack casings if the screw didn't fail first. Why we keep using them is beyond me

I just asked an engineer this and he got really pissed off at me

Woke up feeling very sick

@bondondonjason これは私が10年前にPhotoshopで作成したファンアートです。 x.com/miatatweets/st…

@Mike_M_Klotz I'm still hopeful that artificial fuels are made more feasible, but it would almost certainly require nuclear power plants to be built, and that has been a fight on its own.

If EV’s in their current state are a stopgap tech, and small displacement turbocharged engines are a fad, what’s the next shift in automotive propulsion systems going to be?

@gorilla_rape AEIOU

THEY USED A SCREENSHOT FROM MOONBASE ALPHA JOHNMADDENJOHNMADDENJOHNMADDEN

I think I might need a break from going live. I got far too inebriated last time and it left a bad taste in my mouth

@RMConservative These were pretty bad, but at least it wasn't coming from the very top

I never remember this degree of gaslighting for any other technology where they had to beg people to use someone, especially when a lot of it is free.

If Flock is all about transparency, why do they hide: -Total camera count -Failure & false-read rates -Who they share data with -Where cameras are placed -How long your data is stored -Who has access to your data -Wrongful stops, searches, or arrests tied to Flock Real transparency goes both ways.

@TheNathanNS I said when it first happened that I thought all of that was because he genuinely thought he would get away with it, and was hoping all the references he threw in the video would drive speculation and therefore boost his numbers

Saw this covered in Chilling Scares a while back, it's actually baffling how he was simultaneously clever enough to pre-record an entire 6 hour GTA stream as "proof" he was at home Yet also utterly moronic enough by just being really weird during the recording itself, like namedropping his partner, saying stuff like "I gotta kill this bitch" and stuff about women in general, having a poster of 007 No Time To Die popping up DURING a >pre-recording< AND having searches for transport occurring to/from her place. The fact the police let him go because of the stream initially shows he was scarily close to getting away with it (even if for a bit longer)

@RaraRocora I'm sorry! I overslept and I missed it.

I am here! Please stop by 🌻🐾

About to go live with a homie! TTV/bad_timing

@PrisonChan Now tell the nurse that we should erase the memories of how (fake) prison-chan escaped her cell.

Time for a lecture in memory modification Reply to decide what Prison-chan and Beast-Girl do next!

@ImMrTransistor Don't do that. My walls may or may not have asbestos in them.

Imma show up where you least expect it. I'm there. In ur walls.

What the dog doin. #FWMCpix

@JonesE_yt It's the trained pigeon analogy. Theoretically a pigeon could be trained to be really good at detecting cancer, I wouldn't trust one to tell me how to operate on the cancer though.

It's fine to be pro-ai when it comes to something like medical research. I can definitely see how ground breaking that technology can be for humanity some day. But LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE? No dude, get it out. We don't need it.

Fuwawa... you're crazy with that title 😭

@painbuiltt Imo Bmw has a track record of designing a ton of ugly cars, finally designing some good looking cars, then immediately forgetting how to make cars look good and going back to making ugly cars.

why is bmw so adamant on making the ugliest cars imaginable rn