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🔥🚨BREAKING: A 9-year-old boy overdoses on THC gummies at school, leaving him unable to see, speak, or hear, and unaware of his own identity. The boy's mother captured footage of him in a hospital bed, showing him screaming and crying while completely disoriented from the incident. She says he came home from school unable to speak… unable to hear… not knowing his own.

@NewsFlash_12 @pepsi

We are once again asking you to accept that Pepsi > what you’re currently drinking.

The Japanese Trump is hilarious 😂

@npantano_ So $1.50? 🫡

I’ve made a mockery of BlackRock’s repeating algorithm. $amc #amc

@WallStreetMav Deport this America hating brother loving scum of the earth.

Ilhan Omar: Charlie Kirk’s legacy “should be left in the dustbin of history. We should move on and forget the hate that he spewed every single day.” This is our future if we don’t stop letting 3rd world immigrants into our country for a very long time.

This is the way

@Tradersreality We know the real T is bald and beautiful

So I created an account and blocked myself…lol Watch out if this account contacts you guys…do not communicate with this A-hole

URGENT. FYI. After Charlie Kirk, on the sky app there are people asking for the next person to be targeted. These include JK Rowling, Matt Walsh, Trump, Ben Shapiro, Libs of TikTok, Elon Musk, and Andy Ngo. I took as many screenshots as I could.

@SkitzDaBlitz @dom_lucre You need major help dude.

@dom_lucre I’m glad. Yes, IDC. To Charlie and ANYBODY else who condones, allows, and is complicit in what Israel is doing in Gaza, I don’t feel a shred of Sympathy for you, the way you haven’t felt a shred for the Palestinian people the past 2 years!

🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: Charlie Kirk was just shot at his TPUSA event in Utah!

@Cat5SMASHICANE WPS! 🐗 Hogs by 90!

Apparently, wild boars are running around a lot more than I was aware of. Wish one would show up in my backyard. 🙏🥓

@bengals2761 @WomanDefiner Okay Carol. Who the fuck is performing it in the video?

@WomanDefiner Considering how overweight our younger population is, they wouldn’t be able to perform this activity!

"Americans don't want those jobs"

The Department of Homeland Security is considering the creation of a television show in which migrants would compete for potential U.S. citizenship, per WSJ

@BowTiedYukon Is the shake just water mixed?

My daily food intake on my cut. I’ve had a few people ask me what I’m eating and my macros so here it is Breakfast: 3 scoops Gold Standard Whey 330 calories, 72g protein, 6g carbs, 3g of fat

@greg16676935420 Poutine all day

Without Googling, name something Canada invented

@SolanaXPika Pika for Pika?

@dallascowboys 🤢

We have completed an in-person interview with Robert Saleh for our Head Coach position. #DallasCowboys | 📰: bit.ly/4jmWwV3

@Han_Akamatsu Not a short squeeze. Shorts never covered.

1) GameStop ($GME) – 2021. The most famous short squeeze happened when Roaring Kitty and Reddit’s r/WallStreetBets targeted hedge funds holding short positions in GameStop. The stock skyrocketed from $4 to over $480, causing billions in losses to funds like Melvin Capital.

10 Legendary Short Squeezes that happened in the Stock Market history! A thread: 🧵

@Comedyorwat Got your back Jack

Mother fucker, is it over? See folks you can always tell who doesn't pay attention or listen

@WhalesHQ $gme

YOU CAN ONLY PICK ONE: 👇 $DOGE $SHIB $PEPE