Batman Slander

Batman and Kim Possible had the same powers

Bruce Wayne be adopting orphans have them thinking they about to have a great life when in reality he about to train them in Hand to Hand combat to beat up the mentally ill at 3 am on a school night.

Batman a sports fisherman. He'll catch a bad guy, take pictures with him... Then release him back into the street so he can catch him again next week. He won't even kill anybody who tryna kill him

Aye man I love Batman but the fact that his arch enemy has been giving him hell for 70 years in wing tip dress shoes never sat right with me

Batman will fuck a henchman’s spine up for simply trying to feed his family by putting some boxes on a truck for the Joker, but when the clown prince of crime get to murdering he wants to do things by the book

"and you're absolutely sure you don't want any help with the joker?"

If we being honest, Batman don't got enough prep time to counter an RKO from Randy Orton

Batman is the only superhero that couldn’t break out if he got locked up, he gotta just do his time and hope for an appeal.

I still find it funny that someone said if Batman & Kevin from Home Alone had the same amount of preparation time Kevin would wash Batman up 😭😭😭

submitted by: @arfarfman21