Childishkhabib Beanomagomedov, MD

The only known photo of Magomedkhabib Kadimagomedov and Zabit Magomedsharipov. Doesn’t get much better than this.

Father in-law just called my cell asking if now was a good time to talk. I blocked his phone number for good. He should know it’s a mortal sin to call during the first day of March Madness. If I never speak to him again I hope my wife will understand. This. Is. March.

“His first 2-pointer of the year gives High Point the lead” might be the best sentence ever said on a broadcast.

How my bracket is aging right now

"Wait... you had High Point University in your bracket over Wisconsin?!"

Baseball is meant to be watched in person Football is meant to be watched on your couch College Basketball is meant to be watched during the day at your cubicle

Absolutely not. Part of the tradition is sweating games in places you aren’t supposed to

When you realize both Norris and Russell are getting titles before Leclerc

The NFL record for most games in a regular season with 400+ passing yards is 4. It’s a three-way tie between: -1984 Dan Marino. Maybe the most legendary season ever considering the era. Always pops up in these sorts of stats. Insane. Hell yeah. -2013 Peyton Manning. All-time single season record for passing touchdowns and yards. Makes sense. -2018 Ryan Fitzpatrick. He played 5 full games that season.

I’m leaving Colombia to go to the United States for the second time in two days. Don’t ask me how.

It has to be my favorite archetype: the corruption of innocence, where a person slowly loses their sense of clarity or goodness and slips into madness. What makes it interesting is how gradual and believable the change feels. In the process of fighting something they see as wrong, they begin to adopt the same traits and methods they once opposed. Over time, they become indistinguishable from it, losing the very values that defined them in the beginning. As Friedrich Nietzsche put it: "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you."

Told my barber I had no problem with Bam getting 83 and he didn’t talk to me for the rest of my cut

Is Sammie not the main character of Sinners? Why was Michael B even nominated for leading role?

Would have appreciated a heads up on how amazing Peruvian food is, sometime before I hit my 60’s. Really disappointed in all of you.

Yo cuando adivino al ganador del Oscar de una categoría sin haber visto ninguna de las películas nominadas.

Jim Downey? The guy from the bit?

Longtime Sopranos lore: this was Oscar winner Michael B. Jordan’s acting debut

Timmy robbed :((

@JohnReal @realapp Bro’s investing in his ow account 😂

Investing in this account

McLaren has been Alcarazed