Zach

For the love of God stop turning it over and giving Pasta insane chances

The Sabres are going need to kill at least 1 if not 2 penalties this period. I’m unwell about it.

The better team. Finish it.

Just won one more period. That’s all you need to do #letsgobuffalo

Buddy hasn’t heard or seen what Brandon Beane has done to Josh Allen

Bad turnover and goal to give up

Couldn’t have asked for a much better period. 2 more of those.

I am calling for millennials to be grandfathered back into this program. BOOK IT was the best thing in my elementary education. What do we need to do to qualify? Read classics of American literature? I’ll read whatever is necessary to score that personal pan pizza.

Hot take: Pizza Hut could launch a BOOK IT for adults and raise the American literacy rate by full percentage points

BAH GAWD THAT’S SAINT SAMMY’S MUSIC An all-important second goal for the #Sabres as the pressure mounts on Boston! 2-0 in the first.

MATTIAS SAMUELSSON, GOAL SCORER 2-0 Sabres | P1 7:34

SAMMY MAKES IT 2-0

Can they stop giving up these breakaway chances please

legal? no. sick? yes

Alex Tuch gets things started early for Buffalo 😤 Watch Buffalo-Boston NOW on ESPN and the ESPN App 🍿

I love benson but that ain’t counting 😂 But the Tuch one does and it’s a lead and I’m here for it

Please just win Go Sabres

Colorado/Minnesota for the Central A Stanley Cup calibre matchup in Round 2

Dallas stars

Turns out the story of the year was just...made up. and it gets worse. - John Doe is Chirayu Rana, 35, now a principal at Bregal Sagemount. he left JPMorgan and went straight to private equity. - The whole "threaten his bonus" premise collapsed. Hajdini reported to a completely different managing director than Rana. she had no say over his compensation. - JPMorgan pulled phone records, reviewed emails, interviewed the full team. found nothing. Rana even refused to participate in his own investigation. - A colleague described Rana as "socially awkward" but someone who "met the requirements" to stay at the bank. - Before any lawsuit, he tried to negotiate a payout in the "millions" to leave the bank quietly. they didn't bite. - He filed court filing, then his lawyers retracted it for "corrections" and deleted it. But the Daily Mail already ran the whole thing and the rest twitter did its thing. so he tried to get paid, didn't, then filed a now-retracted complaint against someone who couldn't touch his bonus. wild. feel terrible for her and her family.