Ben Winks

@ryanhallyall raining very very hard in Dent, Oh 45247 currently

I haven't taken a nap since I was 4... Maybe I should revisit.

@FDG_Hunter_T I have 4 McPro Aviars (2 black, 2 green with USA and Red foils) if you want to trade me your glow PA3

@gregcote I legit got choked up on the way home from work today listening to you talk to @LeBatardShow about how you found out after your Dad passed that he had kept a scrapbook of your clippings. You are a national treasure. #AaaaandYaKnowIt

Chicago style is lasagna

AND YA KNOW IT

@roybelly If you could only do one for the rest of your life, are you choosing muffins or cupcakes?

@AmNotEvan One might say that the Jets and Packers.... ...are in the dark...

He is immunized from making a decision

This segment? Ossum. Both Zaslows are your boy.

@AmNotEvan Oh, Poor Jimmy Haslem can't afford a new stadium? I agree with you on this.

The Browns will likely get a new stadium because of the fear of them threatening to leave (again). But the things they want are such a massive waste of taxpayer money that could and should be used for so much more to improve the roads and surrounding community.

I can't believe you Wentz there

Weak AF

I saw Ish Smith @cedarpoint in #FrontierTown in 2016

Yo, these were clutch back in the day...

Rest in power.

Tweet of the year candidate

I will play you this summer. unless you're scared.

It's nice to have this as well... #WetJumpers

@AmNotEvan Bruh SLC is a D U M P

I've seen several Collin Sexton jerseys here tonight at Vivint Arena. Makes it feel even more like home.

@FDG_Hunter_T Do you have any other Glow Pa3 you'd be willing to sell?

@LawrenceSciambr No I switch back and forth. Using PA-3 currently

If this tweet gets 2,000 likes and Simon ends up at MVP somehow, you got yourself a deal