@TheBabylonBee It was the Dance team that really solidified the win.
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RegulatoryCreep
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RegulatoryCreep
@BewareTheCreep
There’s nothing left in my right mind, and nothing right in my left mind.
High Point, NC شامل ہوئے Temmuz 2013
113 فالونگ202 فالوورز
@elonmusk Based on your net worth, your response was worth about $290,000. Not bad!
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@TheBabylonBee “And they spoke Pssst Pssst Pssst to the lions and the lions obeyed them.”
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@WilkowMajority Specifically the back ends of the horses.
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Meet the three horse-persons of the apocalypse....
Governor Kathy Hochul@GovKathyHochul
Dream. Team. After years of planning, the World Cup is finally here. What a day.
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@ElonMuskAOC Elizabeth Warren so she’ll shut her pie hole.
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I’m the world’s first trillionaire.
Who should I give a billion to?
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Stop telling Black people how to behave on cruise ships. We ain’t in the cargo bay no more.
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Elon Musk just became the world's first trillionaire.
The typical American household would have to work more than 11 MILLION years to make Elon Musk's level of wealth.
We need a wealth tax.
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You are smarter than this Ro. Imagine if Bernie had taxed @elonmusk 100% on his PayPal capital gains. We would have no @Tesla or @SpaceX - none of those jobs or GDP. Who do you think allocated the capital better for society? He will already pay $100 B + in taxes - more than any human ever. I hope he donates some to kids via @TrumpAccounts to make every kid a shareholder in 🇺🇸 & continues investing all his heart, soul & money for the benefit of America & all humanity! 🇺🇸🚀🤍
Ro Khanna@RoKhanna
Musk is worth more than South Africa’s GDP. @BernieSanders and I proposed a 5% tax on people like him. In one year, it could fund: - free public college & trade school -$10/day childcare - Special-needs education nationwide Wealth inequality is the moral failure of our time.
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Just 3% of recent ICE detainees had a violent felony conviction, government data shows 6abc.com/post/3-recent-…
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@TimRunsHisMouth American men enjoying the World Cup: “I hope the cameraman finds more Team Mexico female fans to film.”
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@ClownWorld Prehistoric women hunted for dinner, still didn’t know what they wanted for dinner.
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Scientists in 2023 published a study claiming prehistoric women were better hunters than men. The same scientists who can’t define what a woman is are now experts on what women were doing 12,000 years ago 😂💀
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California driver thought they found a loophole by covering their expired registration sticker with a piece of blue tape and a handwritten “2026.” 😭
CHP took one look at it, figured out what was going on, and the car ended up getting impounded. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, I guess.
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@TheBabylonBee A raw chicken leg in a trap will probably catch her.
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Skid Row homeless claim they've been paid to vote for Karen Bass and Nithya Raman trib.al/g6omEMP
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BLM activist suggests she would’ve attacked the judge when Karmelo Anthony was found guilty
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You've just been put in charge of coming up with a popcorn bucket for a classic film. GO.
I'll start. Goodfellas Cadillac trunk.
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@elonmusk Police: “He didn’t even reach the C5-C6. It’s not terror until that happens.”
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