Billy Eltiste

@realDonaldTrump It was hella funny watching you walk down that thing. Please find more to walk on ASAP.

The ramp that I descended after my West Point Commencement speech was very long & steep, had no handrail and, most importantly, was very slippery. The last thing I was going to do is “fall” for the Fake News to have fun with. Final ten feet I ran down to level ground. Momentum!

@JoeBiden Another generic tweet. Mehhhhh

We’re facing some of the greatest challenges in our nation’s history — and it’s clear Donald Trump isn’t up for the job. We need real leadership, right now.

WHAT. A. FINISH! Retweet to congratulate Brad @Keselowski on his Bristol win.

Son of a bitch! It’s a great quote.

@KatiePhang @JoeyLaurenAdams Whoever filmed this and didn’t knock this bitch out is a pussy.

• Falsely reporting a crime to the police • Choking her dog • Letting her racism flag fly •

@realDonaldTrump If you’re playing golf during a global pandemic while you’re the president and then defending it, you might be a red neck.

Sleepy Joe’s representatives have just put out an ad saying that I went to play golf (exercise) today. They think I should stay in the White House at all times. What they didn’t say is that it’s the first time I’ve played golf in almost 3 months, that Biden was constantly.....

@realDonaldTrump It’s called blameshift. It’s the definition of your presidency.

....Hawaii in a big, fully loaded 747, to play. What did that do to the so-called Carbon Footprint? He also played moments after the brutal killing by ISIS of a wonderful young man. Totally inappropriate - and it was me who shattered 100% of the ISIS Caliphate. I was left a MESS!

Some stories about the fact that in order to get outside and perhaps, even a little exercise, I played golf over the weekend. The Fake & Totally Corrupt News makes it sound like a mortal sin - I knew this would happen! What they don’t say is that it was my first golf in almost...

@realDonaldTrump The fact that you have more to say about your ratings than Memorial Day says all I need to know about you.

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!

@JoeBiden Vague and meaningless.

The United States of America has always emerged stronger from every trial and tribulation — and we will again. We will overcome this.

@JoeBiden You don’t “believe” in science. You either comprehend science or you don’t.

We need a president who believes in science.

@realDonaldTrump @washingtonpost Obama didn’t leave any covid-19 tests, you say? What a jerk. 🙄

Wow! The Front Page @washingtonpost Headline reads, “A BOOST IN TESTS, BUT LACK OF TAKERS.” We have done a great job on Ventilators, Testing, and everything else. Were left little by Obama. Over 11 million tests, and going up fast. More than all countries in the world, combined.

@kharyp The cart guy displays EXACTLY how kindness kills. She couldn’t handle him being nice to her and happy. Well done, sir!

@neiltyson @StarTalkRadio Amazing to the googol power

Some of the molecules in every glass of water you drink have passed though the kidneys of Jesus. …and other mind-blowing facts about large numbers, on @StarTalkRadio [Video: 18 min] youtube.com/watch?v=YPenDU…

Haaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

We don't know who needs to hear this, but you are made of star stuff.

@coleyworld Yup, since 1977

Who else is sick of seeing angry fat white people all over the place?

@realDonaldTrump I can’t put my finger on it, but I know I’ve read a similar promise somewhere. Help me out here, anyone?

I’m with the TRUCKERS all the way. Thanks for the meeting at the White House with my representatives from the Administration. It is all going to work out well!

@realDonaldTrump Aka: Trumps presidency.

....And then came a Plague, a great and powerful Plague, and the World was never to be the same again! But America rose from this death and destruction, always remembering its many lost souls, and the lost souls all over the World, and became greater than ever before!

@realDonaldTrump Well, that’s a lie.

The only reason the U.S. has reported one million cases of CoronaVirus is that our Testing is sooo much better than any other country in the World. Other countries are way behind us in Testing, and therefore show far fewer cases!

@realDonaldTrump Why did you have to read the condolence part? Then quickly to the economy without batting an eyelash. Solid dude.