Joe

It’s just so incredibly hard to live laugh love in these conditions.

i love how the bumblebees are always first on the scene. hardly any flowers out but the faintest bit of sun and they’re cruising about like wellington bombers looking at shit. is this a flower? is this a flower? oi mate are you a fucking flower? haha laters 🐝

Me: *Very gently pushes shower handle 1cm to the left* The shower:

For historical reference her phone is still on do not disturb even tho it’s her birfday @mandaapizza HAPPIEST OF DAYS ❤️

they should invent an uber that isn't 85 degrees and filled with puke-inducing cologne

@barebackcontes A+ tweet good work

not to flex but I have enough money I don’t have to work the rest of the year

Damn this is a fun game #CyclONEnation

Fall in Kansas City hits different. 🍂 This beauty reminds us why our work with Canopy KC matters. Every tree we plant today becomes tomorrow’s masterpiece. We’re planting thousands of trees across our neighborhoods, building shade, beauty, and cleaner air for all.

Real

@barebackcontes Yes absolutely

should I buy these original janoskis still in the box for $350

@casss_moneey For historical reference…. Both

@BillyWheeler oh you mean the 4,800 tiny ducks I ordered? or like... something else

Tell me why I did a deep dive into figuring out what Elizabeth Bennet’s sign would have been last night

Grant application was approved 🎉 got funding for a modest 2 year, community led, urban forestry project in KCK. third time is the charm

walking through a spiderweb in front of ppl is so embarrassing

@barebackcontes Yes

I’m gonna log out of here while I crash out. If I post my password can someone tweet for me for the next 13hrs?

They gagged so bad this is honestly better than the s17 one. #DragRaceFrance x.com/kamorian_0121/…

baby… you can’t connect to the doll

@barebackcontes #blocked and #deleted

@BillyWheeler Wish I could :(

jealousy is a disease and your diagnosis is terminal

@barebackcontes But actually yes today

@barebackcontes No. Tomorrow?

@barebackcontes Sunday funday?

@BillyWheeler !!!!