𝙼𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚎𝚕 𝙺𝚊𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚛 (Uma)

//Pinned post alert 👍 Kneel down, Umater. Name: 𝓜𝓲𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓵 𝓚𝓪𝓲𝓼𝓮𝓻 Titles... They come with the name~ I'll be staying by for undetermined time. Objective: Claim the current emperor's title. //Hope you can accept a weird soccer guy, umater :)

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@CenturialUma I've gave up on questioning a long long time ago... "Trust me, its not worth it to try understand..."

Excuse me, what?

@MahouShojoSweep @LP1211_MARUZEN Its the third time i see a uma that likes going out late at night.... Is this some sort of custom umas have?

Gulp* It s-sure is dark out here…I really hope there’s no prehistoric giant flies nearby…

Agnes Tachyon Family pt. 3 auntie Jungle Pocket is here [1/3] #umamusume #ウマ娘 #umamusumefanart

Agnes Tachyon Family pt. 3.2 auntie Dantsu Flame is here [2/3] #umamusume #ウマ娘 #umamusumefanart

@GutsOfGlasse ✨...~ 💧"Uhm... Kaiser, what are you-" Shh. ✨This is the best part~

uuuuuuuuuuu! umadachi! uuuuuuuuuuu! glassepyoi! glassepyoi!

らいあん

@EvilAstonMachan //Try using Ibis Paint to edit her hair and clothes into Maki. Thats what i did.

/i tried to draw makis face over machans but i couldnt.. gomenasorry…

@DirectorofTurf 💢Ngh-!? I can assure you 100% that im NOT a sad person. Horse girl. 💧"Kaiser, pay no mind to her! she's not worthy-" Shut up Ness. An emperor should be intimidating. They should strong and ring the fear that resides in everyones heart. Not saying "Hippity-hop". Ridiculous.

@BlueRoseEmper Do you have an issue with someone being joyful and whimsical for once? Sounds like you’re a sad person!

Ugh, you umas have a terrible vision of an emperor. Really? "Hippity-hop"?

@FestaLuvs2Gambl Thank God im not... ... Fuck.

Attention all umamusume, I have gambled away ALL of our money.. ON ACCIDENT THIS TIME. Don’t ask how I got into all of your bank accounts!

@teioturbo //Ye, u weird :3

ehhhhh ithink i think nobody likes me because im short or maybe im just weirddd idkkk,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

@ieatumas //Idkx usualy ppl came to me or i knew a guy that knew a guy etc

HOW DO I GO UP TO PEOPLE IRL AND BEFRIEND THEM

@D0GGIRLHELL //"Lets hate someone for no reason bcos funny"

ppl act like juicetin and vodkalover are the reincarnations of hitler just for being ever so slightly popular

@RespectTeio //Enough.

... How old is she again?

@JulianBelkan @FuckTeio //I already love Dantsu enough, and you're making me obsessed making this perfect arts, dude. Keep going.

This is genuinely so endearing and adorable that I wanted to draw her with the idea that the more she likes you, the bigger the piece of cheese she will give you to show you literally how much she loves you until she starts giving you cheese wheels

@PunnyRudolf "Uhm... He's not here so uhh... *Ahem*... W-What a waste of time...! This is not worth my mere attention..!"

There is something in the air tonight. The way you dance is so groovy.

@symbolistardust //*Insert Fah sound effect*

Old enough to not be doing this shit in public.

@JankyPoggers ...... I... Uhm... Yeah, sure, you're super cool~ I bet the other girl- uh... (Whats her name again?) "(Its tachyon, Kaiser-)" TACHYON! Yes, I bet she would love hearing those~ She'll have to admit you're the coolest!~

Yo! Yo! Bein' the strongest means I'm the coolest too, right?! I'm a total super sigma skibidi rizzler! Like uh...I ain't no chud! I'm a total chad! I ain't gettin' rekt by anythin'! ...I-I'm doin' this right, right? Helios told me these were cool trendy words...