Bocce

You might wait for Paraguay but Paraguay ain’t waiting for anybody. A minute in. Wow.

I was discussing a psychopath scene in No Country For Old Men with the clergy today. Where Chigurh tells Carson “if the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?” Then he kills Carson. Carson, if he was a man of God, could’ve countered, “the rule Jesus Christ followed brought him to the cross to save the world. And soon I’ll be with him in paradise.” That would’ve been something. The nihilist won in the book and movie, though.

Scots left everything but the Bud Light in Boston. Not the biggest Bud Light man myself, but Tartan Army, you’ll want to tap that keg, too, in South Florida. It’s hot as hell down here. We also have solid Caribbean imports like Presidente here by the loch-load. Red Stripe, Prestige, Kalik. Everything from Central and South America. The Miami beer tour will be great. Solid craft spots, as well. Come on down, Scotland.

Dallas, Houston, Charleston on deck for the Bocce US tour. They want to know how Bocce knows. There’s no secret. Just born with it.

That’s more like the old Brazil ⚡️⚡️⚡️

A lot of hurricanes that year. 🤨

Brazil almost opened it up. Can’t stand these offside calls. Worse than the water breaks.

Brazil soccer looks unrecognizable from when I was younger. Missing the electricity they used to have. Crazy to see this seemingly bland team. Waiting for them to open it up.

I just walked out of @ODNIgov HQ for the last time. Thank you President Trump - I remain grateful for the profound honor of serving the American people and our nation as the Director of National Intelligence. @DNIGabbard, out.

Scotland getting jobbed in this game. They were mad at me when I said Haiti was getting jobbed. Now they’re getting jobbed. I don’t know all the intricacies and nuances of the game like the lifelong “footy” followers do but I know these FIFA refs and the corruption very well.

The Florida Turnpike’s southbound lanes are shut down near Doral as crews fight fire with fire. They’re doing a backburn while winds and the weather are predictable, which will leave less fuel for the main fire. Scary for those nearby, but necessary firefighting tactics.

GEM OF A WIN IN EMERALD CITY!

USA dodging bullets in the area. Getting dicey. Gotta fend off the Aussies for 10 more minutes. Let’s go.

@fonzodad @NBA_NewYork Damn bro Mase 😭 Legend. Great to see his family at the parade 🙏🏻

@NBA_NewYork @Bocce305 👀🥲

Anthony Mason‘s family at the parade Son Antoine Mason and Antoine’s mom Latifa who was Anthony’s fiancee RIP Mase

Find me here 3pm

USA 🇺🇸

Mexico with the positioning goal. Right place at the right time while the Korean defender was at the wrong place at the wrong time. Shit happens.

@fonzodad Demon testing you. You passed the test. He’ll find himself the devil somewhere down the road and it’ll be time for the devil to collect. To hell with that guy and his whole bloodline.

@Bocce305 And he finally gave up and left, I use to get off on these things back in the day couldn’t wait to butt heads,but now that we are older and have much more to lose I’ve learned to tone it down 90%, luckily i usually don’t carry, could’ve lost 30yrs of my life right then and there.

Just got accosted becoming out of a Texas Roadhouse parking lot by a crotch rocket rider who just wanted to make my ride home extra sweet,threatening to “ beat my fat ass down” or was it up,all this machismo while wearing a Smedium Kobra Kai T Shirt,can’t make this up…