The Yap

THE TUESDAY NOD 🙂‍↕️ Portland keeps it close for Game 2 in San Antonio. TRAIL BLAZERS +11.5 💣

NBA MORTAL MEGA MAX WHALES: CELTICS -14.5 BLAZERS +11.5 ROCKETS -4.5 3-0 CARD LOADING. 🫡💼💰

I have lost 8 of my last 9 NHL playoff wagers. Here are tonight’s megas: Lightning -1.5 Bruins ML +145 Knights ML -150 Avalanche -1.5 I can’t handle another full fade. 🙏

Another day of the NBA Playoffs ⛹️ Trail Blazers/Spurs O220.5 Lakers +5.5 — Lakers ML (+180) Finishing off a 4-0 sweep yesterday with a 3-0 card today.

If you thought we weren’t running back another Yap Lay after the Pens sold us then you’re out of your mind. Lock it in. Ts is hitting.

Keep the points at the damn door. HAWKS +6.5 ✅

Playoff Monday in the Association ⛹️ Raptors/Cavaliers U223.5 Hawks +6.5 — Hawks ML (+225) T-Wolves/Nuggets O230.5 That’s 4-0.

The fellas got in duff for a Monday lay to get the juices flowing this week. Don’t even bother commenting what’s gonna chalk it because it’s 100% hitting.

THE MONDAY NOD 🙂‍↕️ Atlanta evens the series and beats the Knicks outright at MSG. HAWKS +6.5 💣

I’m betting every playoff game tonight. Here’s the NBA Megas: Raptors +9.5 Hawks +5.5 Twolves +7.5 This chalk madness BS gotta end at some point.

MULTI-SPORT COLLAB W/ @BookitWithTrent Acuña knucks Jake Irvin. Sid off worst game of career in must-win. Jalen Johnson. Ant carries the T-Wolves to a win. Four supergoats just doing their job how hard could this be?

Trent reading a tweet, bar-for-bar, while giving his reasoning for Acuna Fantasy Score 😭

WE ARE LIVE! 🚨 twitch.tv/bookitsports Trent and Rav pulling up to donate on the NBA playoff slate:

You’re telling me there’s going to be a run scored in the first inning AT 11 AM? I bet. DET/BOS NRFI (-145) 🏗️ We have to do it.

The NBA and NHL playoffs roll on!

If you want to lose $250 before lunch just tail ts

TIME TO SPRAY THE BOARD AND GET HAMMERED. 🏀 Hornets/Magic U218.5 Warriors/Suns U219.5 Suns -3.5 ⚾️ Pirates ML (Day 1) Braves/Phillies O9.5 Royals/Yankees U8 Tigers/Red Sox U7.5 Angels -1.5 (+160) Mariners ML (-125) ☢️🐳 WE MADE IT TO FRIDAY.

Tonight’s Mortal Megas: ATL/PHI O9.5 Angels ML Dodgers -2.5 Hornets -3.5 Suns -3.5 Mariners ML Blue Jays ML A must need 7-0 card. 🫡💼

THE FRIDAY NUKE OF THE DAY … IS THIS CAN’T LOSE PARLAY. 💣 COME BACK WHEN IT’S GREEN.

Moving up showtime to 1 PM EST. twitch.tv/bookitsports