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I am a: ⚪️ Man ⚪️ Woman 🔘 Student Looking for: ⚪️ Women ⚪️ Men 🔘 a car to hit me

@joashyan Dont hate

Pupster learned a new trick today

I can’t stop watching this

This nigga started throwing rice at everybody and played it so smooth 😂😂😂😂

What the fucking fuck!

Sometimes you just gotta take matters into your own hands 😂

i just convinced a tinder boy we had the same number so i didnt have to text him

[during sex] Me: Hurt me Her: In 1992, scientists discovered the loneliest creature on Earth. Me: what Her: Its a whale that has been calling for a mate for two decades. He communicates at a frequency not used by any other whales, and hasnt received a response. Me: stop

@k4h_w3n9 Cheer up bro

But what if Venom had eyes?

GOD: 8 ANGEL: 9! GOD: We shouldn't do this drunk ANGEL: 10 lol GOD: 15!! ANGEL *mouthful of pizza* 25 GOD: 30!! CENTIPEDE: *tearing up* stop giving me legs, I look stupid GOD: ONE HUNDRED LOL ANGEL: LMAO

@TheBehGuy Good joke

Do Australian Buddhists pray to guanyinmate?

First year in Uni vs second year

Geez, forgot my earpiece again

Five hundred twenty five thousands six hundred minutes

Why didn’t the fishing club email back :(