Brendan J. Mulhern

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These fires deciding to go in a different direction is the most LA thing they could do.

Many don’t realize that the first people Hitler sent to his concentration camps weren’t everyday Jewish citizens, but his political opponents. So, when Trump rants about retribution, locking up his opponents, and giving them “very long sentences,” I can’t help but take him seriously… because history teaches us that is what fascist dictators do during their “Day One” period to consolidate their power. (After all, if you’re hellbent on staying in power but aren’t likely to win the next election, you can’t have your political opponents running around free.) To keep fascism out of our lives, vote for democracy!

@joshgondelman This doesn’t comment, compliment, or really add anything to what you brought up but I misread this and my first thought was, WHY ARE YOU HIDING YOUR BOWSER HISTORY JOSH?

I hate how everything is USB-powered now. Why does my toothbrush need to know my computer? I don't like the idea of them hanging out talking shit about my gums and browser history when I'm not around.

@joshgondelman Shake it, pour into a coupe glass, and drop a red Halls in there.

I am sick, and I just poured a Gatorade over ice, which makes me feel like a ten-year-old playing "bartender."

Levar Burton on reminding people that he's quietly one of the realest 🥷🏾's breathing

@joshgondelman We’ve really enjoyed our time together and you’re such a great person, like SUCH a great-, but like, we can’t have two MCAs. It’s just, it’s like just TOO raw yknow?

I bet the best part of being in a throuple is that you have someone to do all three Beastie Boys parts at karaoke.

@CaseyMalone @bdgrabinski My FIRST thought was Channel 38!

truly mystified by the confidence required to publicly make an assumption this stupid

@CaseyMalone I will say, though, also being from Boston, the cold and political corruption are on whole other planes of existence.

@CaseyMalone Great food, affordable rent, clean, beautiful, fun and funny people. Can’t go wrong.

Words hurt. She's fighting back. @wbznewsradio

@joshgondelman Look I don’t WANT there to be any more strikes, but if you were yelling into a bullhorn outside 30 Rock wearing this? Every studio would drop AI like the beat!

My ego is out of control.

@CaseyMalone Ok let’s aim for popular-while-still-believable. Production Design?

@CaseyMalone I’ll write you in. Which one would you like to win?

@reddfarmer I DID NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS

OKAY here’s what happened when I saw this: 1) I got excited and looked it up 2) I saw what the cover looked like 3) I remembered seeing it in May 4) I went, “did I pre-order this?” 5) I did 6) It gets here tomorrow night

People on the west coast think I’m making this shit up.

I swear to god every author who was raised as an only child please watch this to understand siblings, I am in tears

To be fair, I’ve had to fight a raccoon in Central Park at like, 10pm