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@Jandystl Because baseball is a cruel and unpredictable sport, Mikolas is going to throw a no hitter tonight.

I had to watch this guy throw absolute meatballs to the worst player in the league. No mercy today.

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Ben Rice will hit __ HR’s in 2026.

@Catholicizm1 Crazy

There are people who think this.

@jmjones He’s a stud. Wonder if he’d be interested in a relief pitching role as well

JJ Wetherholt has now reached base safely in all nine of his starts.

@ISentrosi @joshjaco98 I have been guilty of a lot of Walker shit posting. 🤣

@joshjaco98 Me over here deleting my Jordan Walker hate posts.

Uhhhhh so Jordan Walker continues to hit for power

@TrueSonTigers @DealinTheCards That’s a good one. 🤣

@DealinTheCards Mikolas played well against the cardinals last year. Hope that changes with him on the other team

Wednesday's forecast: 100% chance of meatballs.

@isitallbots @SleeperSTL “Strong” for the roster we have.

@BretSitzmann @SleeperSTL I would not call these numbers strong 🤣 but yes it is not surprising

Team ranking by stat: .217 avg (20th) .630 OPS (24th) 64 hits (24th) 11 2Bs (24th) 8 HR (20th) 39 RBI (13th) 7 SB (11th ) 4.94 ERA (26th) 1.56 WHIP (27th) 55 Ks (30th)

@YankeesJunkie Because he’s a hitter

Why does rice have to scoop everything

@DanClarkSports Strike

Discuss...

@packersfan7990 @RedbirdRiot Amen to that.

@BretSitzmann @RedbirdRiot I said the Cards should have traded Nootbar years ago when he was a hit name. Instead Edman and Donovan left..

In 5 games with Pedro Pages starting at catcher, the Cardinals have allowed 33 runs. Pages is hitting .188 with 3 hits and 1 homer in 2026. Putrid Pages is also 1/10 in abs challenging.

@kyler416 Pairs nicely with Svanson and Roycroft bullpen appearances. A real crowd pleaser for competitions fans

It's like the spirit of Erick Fedde is in that body and running around.

@RedbirdRiot Literally 6 mins later misses the opportunity at the wall. 🤣

Nothing can go wrong for Walker right now

@The_Ryan_Shull The end of the world is near.

JORDAN WALKER GRAND SLAM

@theredbird_way Terrible

Dustin May’s first 2 starts as a Cardinal: 15.95 ERA 7.1 IP 16 H 13 ER 3 BB 7 K’s .457 AVG Mikolas esq.

@theredbird_way That’s a good outing for Mikolas.

Checking in on former Cardinal Miles Mikolas: 4.1 IP 11 H 10 ER 1 BB 4 K 4 HR ERA is now 13.50

@MasynZyn So happy this bum is gone.

Last time this bum pitched against the Dodgers:

@jmjones Thanks goodness he gets a day off. I bet he’s exhausted. 🤣

Masyn Winn is in the lineup and leading off with JJ Wetherholt’s first off day: Winn 6 Herrera 2 Burleson 3 Urías 5 Walker 9 Pozo DH Saggese 4 Fermín 7 Scott II 8 McGreevy 1