The Life of Brian 🧡💙

Canada is all like, check out our space program.

This new cover by @BillyTalentBand is 🔥

@JillSweden1 🤣🤣🤣🤪🤡

Poilievre grilled Prime Minister Carney like a criminal. PM Carney didn't have to jump in and become Prime Minister. He could retired and walked into the sunset. He chose to fight for Canada against Trump. Yet Poilievre treats so disrespectful. I am sick of Poilievre.

You and I as Canadians 🇨🇦 are paying $200 million for this…🤣🤦🏻‍♂️ This government are an absolute joke.

$200 million tax dollars

Quite an interesting read for sure.

🚨 BREAKING: Canada just spent $200 million on a “spaceport.” It’s just a gravel pad near Canso, Nova Scotia. For context, SpaceX spent $200 million building Starbase, a full orbital launch facility with multiple pads, a rocket factory, and a catching tower. We have a 10 year lease We don’t own the land We don’t own the infrastructure We leased a field. With no rocket. Canada has relied on the US to get its satellites into space. We still will. Defence Minister McGuinty announced this proudly at a press conference. 🤣 $200 million. A gravel pad. A 10-year lease. Our government blows.

I have a super serious question. Please, it is important. Are gummy bears naked or wearing clothes?

I was almost sunned out yesterday and today is even hotter in "feels like". I actually drank more water than I did beers yesterday.... I know, what!!!?? 🤣 I promise to do better today 😆

@branamuffin Pinched nerve or carpal tunnel?

Everything hurts. I couldn’t sleep at all. Tried to get comfy as I sleep on my stomach but had pains all down my left arm right through to my fingertips. Let’s see how the work day goes.

@DianaSteele 🤣

One of Shaun's dogs is an asshole.

Mike Vrabel was spotted with Adam Schefter early this morning.

@alleria_eh 🤣🤣🤣🤡

Dental plan, disability benefit increase, $10 a day childcare, pharmacare, more tax benefits, more taxes back, easier and free tax filings, 10 cents less on gas today, no industrial carbon tax, national food program, food rebates, etc. Those are just a few things Canadians got under a liberal government.

Marco Rubio on 4/20 😭

@Tim_Walz Probably less than a Somolian daycare owner in Minnesota.

So how much will the Trump family make in the stock market tomorrow morning?

So many get bent out of shape when the fans at a game being played in the U.S. chant USA…who fucking cares 🤪

@HockeyBroph But the game was in the USA Mike. Who cares 🤷🏻‍♂️

Tampa Bay fans chanting "USA...USA...USA." Googled Lightning's roster and I see 2 Americans and 9 Canadians.

Didn't Trump go to a UFC fight last week. Don't tell me the Conservatives are not using the MAGA playbook.

Those Canadians 🇨🇦who don’t want a trade deal with the U.S. because of Trump are sure gonna regret not having a trade deal because of Carney. 🤷🏻‍♂️

You have created this crisis @MarkJCarney! No one else but…