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@JustSaints_ @SkySportsNews 11 clean sheets in 17

🚨🇮🇱 Daniel Peretz is a concrete option for #SaintsFC and is one to watch in the coming days — Saints have a long list with other names on, including Anthony Patterson. [via @SkySportsNews]

@rorysutherland Vehicle wrap would have seen to it

The Dad in Adolescence clearly isn't a Scrabble player. If someone sprayed "Nonse" on the side of my car, I would simply buy a spray can and change it to "Nonsense" or "Nonsequiturial" or something.

Izzet though? #saintsfc

@rees_julian 🚮

I wonder what Mo Salah is going to do with Albert Gronbaek’s shirt? #SaintsFC

Danny Röhl addresses reports suggesting #SaintsFC will move to try and hire the Sheffield Wednesday boss in the summer.

@AlfieHouseEcho Stinking attitude squared

Bella-Kotchap out for his warm-up and hanging out with Kamaldeen. #SaintsFC

"So, Yuki, what attracted you to Southampton?" 😅

@lloydyc1979 Most wins we’ve strung together this season is four so far.

@saints_analysis Battle of the manes

Some stats ahead of Southampton vs QPR later today: - Saints lead QPR in their head-to head record with 27 league wins to 24, also including 19 draws - 3 of Gareth Ainsworth’s 4 wins as QPR manager have come away from home - With the new rules on stoppage-time, these sides spent the most and 2nd most time on the pitch in the first 3 matchdays (Saints 315 mins, QPR 312 mins, @Wyscout) - Russell Martin has 1 win, 2 draws and a defeat against QPR as a manager - Goals from Ryan Bertrand and Graziano Pellè saw Saints win this fixture last time out - Gareth Ainsworth and Russell Martin have faced each other twice, 1 win apiece so far - Via @Wyscout, Saints currently lead the Championship on xG, QPR have the most xG against - Saints have received 15 yellow cards this season - 4 more than any other Championship team this season - The last Championship meeting between these two sides (March 2009) ended in a 0-0 draw - QPR striker Lyndon Dykes has faced 50 aerial duels so far this season, the most of any Championship player - Adam Armstrong and Che Adams both have four goals against QPR - Armstrong is currently 2nd in the league on combined xG and xA - Saints haven’t gone 4 league games unbeaten since February 2022 - Saints defender Ryan Manning made 96 appearances for QPR over five seasons - Saints will again dominate the ball. They average 69.4% possession this season, whereas QPR average 37.2% #SaintsFC #QPR

So now it's called X not Twitter, the distinctive bird has gone and been replaced by a letter that appears a billion times a minute with numerous meanings, and there's still a big blue button saying 'Tweet'.

@jonwayne Pcloud worth a look

Sending large files over the internet is one of the most frustrating things I’ve ever done in my life. GDrive, Dropbox, Wetransfer…. If anyone has a solution that doesn’t involve my own server and an a ftp client please let me know because I’m going bald.

@jmitch @newtonmailapp Sure. Need you to follow me to DM don’t I?

@Brown_Paper @newtonmailapp DM me your account email and I'll get you fixed asap