Bugs on the Run

We’re about to find out what an administration full of fascists, sycophants, and political bottom feeders can accomplish. Hopefully not much!

I know it’s holiday time but the ubiquitous Christmas music gets SO repetitive. I swear if I hear “Good King Wenceslas” ONE more time today I’m gonna LOSE IT!

Anybody else wanna kung fu kick empty trash cans on the street after the garbage truck comes by? I can’t be the only one, right?

@ambientisimo Well that makes me feel better about that campaign lol

The best part about having a newborn is that your wife can’t say shit about you playing Heroes of Might and Magic hours on end as long as you’ve got that baby sleeping comfortably on you.

@ambientisimo HOMM3 is obviously 🐐, but these others have their unique charm and merits.

The ceiling for how good food can be is lower than most will admit.

@ambientisimo Not to mention reliability! When’s the last time you had trouble connecting to aux? Never, it’s physical!

False flag. You heard it here first.

Why are suggested instagram reels all just hot latinas dancing around in skimpy outfits? Algorithm must be busted. I hope their engineers can get to the bottom of it.

Near totality, my boss comes up and goes, “man, what did you do?” Honestly, solid eclipse bit. Will probably use it myself in the future.

Cloudy conditions dampened my view of the eclipse, but it was nice to stand around outside of work and chat with people. Maybe I’ll take up cigarettes.

I might go a little wild tonight and play Xbox till 10:40 pm

There’s too many types of cars. Someone has to say enough is enough.

I’m only my true self when a Cranberry’s song comes on at the grocery store

@ambientisimo Kate Bush is kind of a stretch as she lives and recorded in England, but she’s Irish by blood iirc

Lil’ Jon voice* “A state’s right to WHAT?!”

Hipster sneaker heads prefer the Old Balance heehee

There’s still time…

New year, new me. I’m finally going to fulfill my long time resolution (to kill the Geico gecko)