Burt

Called the rape hotline and requested two latinas for immediate delivery

🚨⚠️ BREAKING – ISRAEL SAYS IRAN HAS FIRED MISSILES AT IT JUST AFTER THE CEASEFIRE

@wirelyss It’s cage

Sub 100k. 10 month old coin 👍👍 awesome good job everybody

@wirelyss @phantom It’s cage

@phantom The ticker is monitor

@spoilmars This is better @DimsumTheIII @retardedchimp

whattt?? noo omggg.. i'm definitely NOT trying to make u spiral... ꩜💞

@DimsumTheIII @SpoilLalaa @retardedchimp

@BurtRetard @SpoilLalaa @retardedchimp So you're not that deep into the "Fetish" Based

early bird gets the foot, or w.e they say 😆

@DimsumTheIII @SpoilLalaa @retardedchimp They need to be washed first then I’ll rate

@SpoilLalaa @retardedchimp @BurtRetard rate?

Stop eating cobbler with the gobblers and come eat sherbet with perverts

JUST IN: Randy Bands officially severs all ties with Israel. Following the failure to meet our stated conditions and the continued underperformance of internet coins associated with the partnership, we strongly denounce Israel. We have no further association moving forward.

@the_michigga It’s a shit IPA

I’m not a beer guy but who farted IPA is one of the most vile beers I’ve ever tasted.

@cremedupepe top 5 fried chicken list next please

Nail Shape Tier List: 1. Almond 2. Coffin 3. Stiletto 4. Oval 5. Squoval

@blknoiz06 Go to oblock

how?

“A second magacock has hit the foid”

@lilbro Probably because you’re not wearing a hijab. At least they aren’t stoning you

this halal guys hot sauce beating my ass

@CatholicOrca April fools was last week buddy

Men in your early 20s at church events. Give the cute 30 yr old girl with a past a chance

@Rizzem_wif_tism This is how you get the twon shits

Can’t wait to stop at Buc-ee’s for one a them wagyu hot dogs.

. @SolBrah How do I remove the microplastics from my balls

*slow typing while muttering under my breath* “Sydney… Sweeney… with… arms… raised… okay… download this… put into grok…” *typing continues* “Please… remove… top… make her… really… sweaty…”

Look at you you twink with your twinky arms Bet you couldn’t even hold a conversation It’d be too heavy for your twinky arms Your twinky arms would snap Anyway man *steps into my toyota*

@MrDiamondBags Real

When your RO is @BurtRetard