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@BigTopJester ANYWAYS! ON THIS ISLAND, THERE'S A WITCH! A GOOD-ISH WITCH, WHO TURNS ANYONE WHO GETS TOO CLOSE TO HER HOME INTO PIGS!

@CAINE_WDIF "Ah, fair enough! Continue!" Pomni believes the humans would LOVE a lengthier adventure like this! Surely they wouldn't hate it.

And just like that, Pomni and Caine disappeared from view. Away from everyone else. Back to their shared space. She wouldn't even say anything to Caine at first. She'd just... hover to the bed. She wants the comfort, but she's scared to ask for it. To even begin to request it.

@BigTopJester THERE ARE PLENTY OF WAYS TO STOP IT EARLY! WE'RE SIMPLY GOING DOWN THE LONG ROUTE, BECAUSE IT'S MORE INTERESTING! [ Surely the humans wouldn't think it's too long, right? ]

@CAINE_WDIF "Just how LONG is this adventure?!" She says as if it's exhausting, but she is actually very impressed.

@BigTopJester BY OPENING THE REST OF THE WIND BAG! THEY BLOW AWAY DRAMATICALLY, LANDING ON A BEACH AND A STORM THAT'S STILL GOING!

@CAINE_WDIF "H-How do they get away?!" She shakes him a little.

@BigTopJester INDEED! THIS GOD IS ANGRY, AND DESTROYS A BUNCH OF SHIPS! THE SHIP WITH HUMANS IS THE ONLY ONE LEFT, TO WHICH THE GOD THREATENS THE CAPTAIN BEFORE HE TRIES TO DESTROY THE CAPTAIN'S SHIP TOO!

@CAINE_WDIF "Oh dear! That could spell disaster easily! Parental figures can be so scary!"

@BigTopJester WE WILL GET THERE MY DEAR! NOW, OPENING THE BAG HAS: BOOM! A GIGANTIC STORM! THEY START HEADING TO THE LAND OF THE MOTHER GLOINKS, AND ANOTHER GOD FINDS THEM! WHO IS REVEALED (IN SONG) TO BE THE FATHER OF THE SHEEP GUARDER!

@CAINE_WDIF "Wow! Marvelous! But I know you would want them to open the bag early, wouldn't you, my dear? We still haven't reached YOUR role. I wanna knooow." She pokes him repeatedly.

@BigTopJester IT'S VERY BAD! IT'LL RELEASE THE STORM, AND STOP EVERYONE FROM GOING HOME! AND IF SOMEONE OPENS THE BAG BEFORE THE THIRTEEN DAY MARK, THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES! IF THEY DO NOT, THEY WIN EARLY ON!

@CAINE_WDIF "Ohhh... is opening the bag the bad- no... I bet it's the one that continues the story, isn't it?!"

@TabbiTADC HJSAKLDFHL

@CAINE_WDIF 🌙 “Glad you saw it-“

H- HELLO!

@BigTopJester A GOD! THIS ONE WANTS TO MAKE A DEAL WITH THEM TO STOP THE STORM, BUT NOT ONE COMPLICATED! THEY SIMPLY WANT TO WATCH THE CHAOS, THEIR MINIONS SAYING THAT THERE'S TREASURE IN THE STORM-STORAGE BAG AND BAITING THE CREWMATES INTO WANTING TO OPEN IT! ABSOLUTE CHAOS!

@CAINE_WDIF "Gasp!" Yes, she said that out loud. "And what do they find on the island? What boon or bane do they get or face? Tell me, tell me!" She seems to be growing more enthused by the moment. His tactics are working.

@BigTopJester YES! HARPOONS! AND IF THEY DONT FIGURE THIS OUT, THEY FAIL THE ADVENTURE!

@CAINE_WDIF "DO THEY USE HARPOONS TO GET UP THERE?! HOW DO THEY ANCHOR THEIR SHIPS?!"

@BigTopJester YES! AN ISLAND IN THE SKY! FLOATING WITH NO RESERVE FOR PHYSICS!

@CAINE_WDIF She got close to him suddenly, eyes wide with wonder and awe. "AN ISLAND IN THE SKY?!"

@BigTopJester AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA no. YOU SEE, GOING DOWN THE ENTITY-SURVIVAL PLOTLINE, A GIANT STORM INTERUPTES THEIR PATH HOME! AND SO, THE CREW MUST FIND ANY WAY TO SURVIVE THIS STORM. BUT! SUDDENLY, AN ISLAND! IN THE SKY! THE HUMANS MUST FIND A WAY TO REACH IT TO STABILIZE THEIR SHIPS!

@CAINE_WDIF 'I thought it wasn't a monster?' Never mind that. "This sounds rather complicated. And you said all of this was after... drop-kicking a baby, my dear? To save a kingdom? Do they finally make it home?"

@BigTopJester SPOOOOILERRRRS! [ A very dramatic fingers to the lips, then back to him(me) yapping. ] ANYWAYS! FOLLOWING THE MORE INTERESTING STORY LINE, THEY GO BACK ON THEIR JOURNEY! ANYONE WHO DIED FROM FIGHTING THE MONSTER HAS FAILED THE ADVENTURE, AND WILL GO BACK TO THE CIRCUS OR +alt

@CAINE_WDIF "Oh? Does that mean it might return? Or something related to it will return?"

@BigTopJester I HOPE THAT THEY KEEP IT ALIVE! THE STORY FOLLOWING THAT IS MUCH MORE INTERESTING THAN THE ONE WHERE IT DIES.

@CAINE_WDIF "That's a lot! Which one do you hope they pick, my dear?" Pomni seemed to be growing more interested. Like this ramble that Caine was going on was working.

@BigTopJester IT IS NOT A MONSTER! BUT, THE HUMANS HAVE THE CHOICE TO KILL IT, TRICK IT, SPEAK WITH IT, OR BARGAIN WITH IT! THE DIFFERENT CHOICES LEAD TO A FUTURE SPLIT FROM THE PLOTLINES!

@CAINE_WDIF "Is the guardian a big monster they have to defeat?"

@BigTopJester BUT! THERE'S AN ENTITY IN THERE, GUARDING THE SHEEP.

@BigTopJester Ahem. IF THE HUMANS CHOOSE TO TALK TO (or threaten) THE LOTUS EATERS, THE NPCs WILL TELL THEM OF A CAVE FUUUUULL OF SHEEP! THE HUMANS WILL FOLLOW THIS TIP, AND BOOM! CAVE FULL OF SHEEP, ALL RIPE FOR THE PICKING! [ He rubs his hands together, then puts a finger up. ] +

@BigTopJester NOW NOW MY DEAR, THAT'S SPOILERS! WE'RE STILL GOING DOWN A TIMELINE HERE!

@CAINE_WDIF Pomni giggled a little at the sparkles, laying more on her back and turning her head towards him to be more comfortable. "And you said this was all done in song... so, they find it out that way?" ... "Wait, what are YOU gonna do in this?"

@BigTopJester NOPE! THEY MEET THE LOTUS-EATERS! [ He sweeps his hands out, the words "LOTUS EATERS" appearing in purple sparkles. ] THE LOTUS EATERS GO TO SHARE THEIR FOOD, WHICH OF, OF COURSE, LOTUS FRUIT! HOWEVER, ANYONE WHO EATS THIS FRUIT WILL BECOME A LOTUS-EATER AND LOSE THE ADVENTURE!

@CAINE_WDIF "A glowing island sounds nice. So do they go there, get the food and then head back on their way?"

@BigTopJester //i had to get rid of some spaces because i was only five over the character limit

@BigTopJester [He nods.] ANYWAYS!IF THIS HUMAN CHOOSES THE DROP-KICK-THE-BABY OPTION, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT THE ENDING CHANGES!AFTER THE WHOLE DEBACLE ON THE BABY, IT'S TIME TO HEAD BACK HOME! BUT, OH NO, YOU'RE OUT OF FOOD AND WILL STARVE! SO, YOU FOLLOW THE BIRDS AND GO TO A GLOWING ISLAND!