⊹ . 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 ⋆ 𝙍𝙀𝘿𝙁𝙄𝙀𝙇𝘿.
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DAMN.
Pochirika@pochiiriika
Вескер не любить заниматься сексом на работе, после ему придется вновь укладывать прическу, гладить рубашку и прочее... да Крис без понятия какого это Но Крис слишком любит его длинные ноги, а Вескер его длинный баклажан 🍆 поэтому они не могут прекратить #Chrisker #AlbertWesker
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⊹ . 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 ⋆ 𝙍𝙀𝘿𝙁𝙄𝙀𝙇𝘿. ری ٹویٹ کیا


i guess but i don't think it's as funny as calling him bert.
ᅠ𐙚 * 𝓵𝒐̲𝒕̲𝒕𝒊𝒆@photohaunted
wesker could call you topher... realistically.
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⊹ . 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 ⋆ 𝙍𝙀𝘿𝙁𝙄𝙀𝙇𝘿. ری ٹویٹ کیا

@NCVAHAZARD treating you like a threat wouldn't be fair. especially since you've been cooperative.
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@CAPUTLUPIS well- i mean- it's more... you, not seeing me as a threat, let alone acknowledging me at all is what surprises me.
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@CAPUTLUPIS i gathered as such, but.. why. what did i do to be one?
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does this mean you're third wheeling too.
𝚂𝙰𝙲𝚁𝙸𝙵𝙸𝙲𝙰𝙻 𝙻͟𝙰͟𝙼͟𝙱͟@2econdsnipes
are you trying to kill me?
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⊹ . 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 ⋆ 𝙍𝙀𝘿𝙁𝙄𝙀𝙇𝘿. ری ٹویٹ کیا

yeah, that is kind of bum-like.
𝚂𝙰𝙲𝚁𝙸𝙵𝙸𝙲𝙰𝙻 𝙻͟𝙰͟𝙼͟𝙱͟@2econdsnipes
because he thinks my place is a mess. because i sleep on sherry and jake’s couch.
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⊹ . 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 ⋆ 𝙍𝙀𝘿𝙁𝙄𝙀𝙇𝘿. ری ٹویٹ کیا
⊹ . 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 ⋆ 𝙍𝙀𝘿𝙁𝙄𝙀𝙇𝘿. ری ٹویٹ کیا


wait, why is macauley calling you a bum? the paperwork is part of the job.
𝚂𝙰𝙲𝚁𝙸𝙵𝙸𝙲𝙰𝙻 𝙻͟𝙰͟𝙼͟𝙱͟@2econdsnipes
ALL THE PAPERWORK. MACAULEY CALLING ME A BUM PRETTTTTY MUCH. YOU NEED TO TAKE ME OUT BACK.
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go ahead. i promise i won't get mad.
ᅠ𐙚 * 𝓵𝒐̲𝒕̲𝒕𝒊𝒆@photohaunted
if i said what i was thinking right now, you would probably get so mad at me.
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@CAPUTLUPIS i'm.. i'm good! just-
wasn't expecting this to be your opinion on me.
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so small you can grab me with one hand
⊹ . 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 ⋆ 𝙍𝙀𝘿𝙁𝙄𝙀𝙇𝘿.@CAPUTLUPIS
this is true and it's because she's so small.
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