Chesed

She sounds so cute I want her to talk me to sleep

@cheesehammer1 But I didn't lie.

@CColdCoffee4 Was not worth the wait.

What a good day today.

It's so cute.. Yesod can we keep it? @9thFIoor

@cheesehammer1 Check again

@CColdCoffee4 there is nothing there.

@cheesehammer1 Check your dms.......

@CColdCoffee4 you are a terrible liar ,,,is there proof of thjs

@CColdCoffee4 `` hi chesed.. `` 1st impression: `` pregnant chesed. `` nickname in my head: `` pregsed.. `` do i like you: `` yeah you're not that bad `` you're my: `` pregnant coworker `` would i slap/hug/kill you: `` none of the above `` should you post this too: `` if you want ``

Presented Title: We distorted once What happens if someone distorts twice

@Nettingmyzach Hi netzach.

`` doing this.. `` 1st impression: nickname in my head: do i like you: you're my: would i slap/hug/kill you: should you post this too:

@CColdCoffee4 . . Suicide has been postponed.

@9thFIoor I made that favorite dish of yours, Yesod. Moussaka, right?

[ 📑 ] I'm going to fucking kill myself, and I'm taking everyone with me when I do.

@CColdCoffee4 ew 1st impression: woah chesed 2 nickname in my head: don’t have one do i like you: yeah you're my: coworker and friend would i slap/hug/kill you: hug should you post this too: yeah

@AngelaofLCorp Miss AngelaGPT, what should I do at work tomorrow when I'm bored?

Stop using ChatGPT. I can also feed you misinformation when you ask me things, and also, I am beautiful.

@UnityTraining19 chews on coffee grounds loudly

guess it’s my turn now 1st impression: nickname in my head: do i like you: you're my: would i slap/hug/kill you: should you post this too:

@MalkuthSephirot @9thFIoor Can I join your department for that raise?

For 200 followers I will be giving EVERYONE in my department a raise!!! Celebration in the break room everyone!!!

@UnityTraining19 Never brew a coffee AGAIN.

@CColdCoffee4 BACK OFF CHESED

[ ⚙️ ] I put some caramel syrup in my coffee, as I usually do, in front of Chesed today. He proceeded to faint on the spot. I know he isn't particularly fond of syrups in coffee, but I'd say it was a bit of an overreaction.

looking at my old netzhods on a mountain

@UnityTraining19 @9thFIoor

@9thFIoor i like my coffee sweet enough you can barely taste the coffee