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DATER WAS RIGHT ABOUT NOT DIGNIFYING WOMENS OPINIONS ON HOCKEY

We don't talk about 2002 Colorado State enough. This was an awesome Rams team that opened with statement wins at Virginia and over Colorado @DNVR_Rams @970ColoradoSt

TENANTS MAY NOW RESUME USING THEIR BALCONIES

I RESPECT MY QB FOR NOT RUSHING TO THE DMV TO PAY OFF SOME BULLSHIT CLERK HIRE FEES I SAY FUCK THEM CLERKS, I WANT MY QB ON THE FIELD PRACTICING DURING DMV HOURS THEY SHOULD COME TO HIM

TENANTS WILL NEED TO STAY OFF OF THE BALCONIES UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

EVERY MAN IN BOULDER LOOKS LIKE THEY WOKE UP AND THOUGHT HMMM I BETTER WEAR MY WIFES CLOTHES TODAY

WHEN IM DEAD PLEASE MAKE SURE MY TOMB ENCROACHES ON ALL THE NEIGHBORING GRAVES

@marhallmuse29 @JoePalmerMuse I WANT YOU BOYS TO MASK UP AND GIVE THEM A LATE NIGHT KNOCK AT THE DOOR. ONE OF YOU LURES THEM A FEW STEPS OUTSIDE OF THE APARTMENT WHILE THE OTHER WAITS IN A BLIND SPOT TO CRACK THEM OVER THE HEAD WITH A 2X4. ENRICHING URANIUM IS A LEASE VIOLATION

@JoePalmerMuse @CSUDonald It’s terrible

@CSUDonald I believe my upstairs neighbors are close to developing nuclear weapons. Please intervene

WHEN I RECEIVE MY HOCKEYSLOP

MORE LIKE JUST CUT OFF MY BALLS ARENA

THE PROBLEM WITH THE NHL IS THAT EVERY TEAM DECIDED TO HIRE A 26YO SHE/THEY MEDIA COMMS MAJOR FROM GEORGETOWN TO BROADCAST THEIR HOCKEY IS FOR EVERYONE DELUSION ON THE TEAM ACCOUNT. BALL ARENA MUST SMELL DISGUSTING THESE DAYS WITH ALL THE NEOPUSSY DIALATION GOING ON DURING INTERM

OH BOY NHL ON ESPN WITH JOHN BUCCIGROSS AND CASSIE CAMPBELL, HOW ABOUT I VAPORIZE MY FUCKEN BRAIN WITH A 12 GUAGE RIGHT NOW

6 MINUTES INTO THIS AVS GAME AND IVE HEARD MORE THAN ENOUGH OF CASSIE CAMPBELL TO DRIVE ME TO SUICIDE

GAY SON OR HOCKEY FAN DAUGHTER?

THEYRE CALLING ME THE GREATEST LANDLORD OF ALL TIME

RETARD COULDNT EVEN MAKE IT TO VIRGINIAS SPRING GAME BEFORE GETTING FIRED

@JoePalmerMuse NEW RED HAT IDEA JUST DROPPED

@CSUDonald I NEED THAT ON A SHIRT

SEE HOLE FILL HOLE. WORDS TO LIVE BY

@marhallmuse29 ALL JOKES ASIDE JMM YOU DONT HEAR MUCH ABOUT IRAN THESE DAYS. BUT I THINK THEYRE UP TO SOMETHING

@marhallmuse29 BETTER QUALITY OF LIFE THAN WYOMING

FOLKS,,,I WOULDNT HAVE CONSENTUAL SEX WITH ERIC SWALWELL EITHER!!