Capital Combat

What's the status on that Funk Harbor Rum Cake @funkmasterMMA ? #UFC #MMA #UFCfightnight #rum @MerabDvalishvil @dc_mma

@AKabucelli66369 @JT_Lines 😂 I'll take it. Man Prates looked real good today!

@CapitalCombatUS @JT_Lines Yes, KO in 3 round, but not JDM win😭

🤓 very skilled. I'm impressed

Insane performance by Carlos Prates! He's proving he deserves a chance at the belt in the near future. #ufc #mma #fightingnerds

@funkmasterMMA Good to know, I've stopped there a few times after Nats games. Great looking store. I'll be picking up a couple bottles next time I'm over there. Thanks for the heads up!

A friend of mines owns “Housebar” in Washington DC. There’s two locations for an in store pick up. And then it’s just thru ordering it online.

@funkmasterMMA Hoping we have this down in the DMV before Freedom 250! We need a Funk Harbor Rum Cake next 🌴🥥

If you’re in Suffolk County, New York, you could now officially pick up your bottles of my Funk Harbor Rum at Riverhead liquor Mart!

Who wins the battle of the @FunkHarborRum cake? Victor = Merab @dc_mma put up a great fight, stuffed 95% of the TD attemps, but @MerabDvalishvil truly is a machine, and was able to wear DC; Sending him officially to retirement. If you missed the fight check it out @CapitalCombatUS #ufc #mma #cake #UFCPerth #wrestling #boxing #danawhite

@vncinf1 @JT_Lines These lines are totally not regulation. It looks like JDM'S line was fighting the mistake as it was being drawn. Look at those squiggles. Valiant effort though 👏

@CapitalCombatUS @JT_Lines bruh

@ImDjShortfuse @JT_Lines 1-0, we exclusively QA @JT_Lines either correcting the mistake or re-enforcing their original linear analysis

@CapitalCombatUS @JT_Lines What’s the purple line record at?

#UFCPerth OH no I spoke too soon. Prates line has shifted from quadratic to a full on cubic function line. This changes everything. JDM has been upgraded to win via 2nd rd. KO......poor fella never had a chance. The math never lies. #UFC #MMA #JDM #Prates #Australia #Brazil #boxing

JDM has been chosen to win via 3rd round KO. If Prates doesn't fix his posture by the final face off later today he should go ahead and call off the fight. #ufc #mma #JDM #Prates #Perth #Australia #boxing

Welp, now that the Dallas Stars are knocked out of the NHL playoffs early I'm going to need another @Trailblaze2top ASAP to bring back some of my Texan pride.

Is it too late to get rid of power slap and have whatever this is instead? Guarantee UFC....well all MMA fans would prefer this.

Change that to fight of the year! In fact go ahead and give them both another bonus #UFC #mma @JoshHokit @RazorBlaydes265

@funkmasterMMA @MerabDvalishvil @dc_mma Who walks away with the W, and takes home the cake?

What's the status on that Funk Harbor Rum Cake @funkmasterMMA ? #UFC #MMA #UFCfightnight #rum @MerabDvalishvil @dc_mma

@MerabDvalishvil @funkmasterMMA @dc_mma Some say the rum cake is the secret behind Aljo's invigorated passion for dominate GnP.....spill the beans; We know you guys are hiding it all for yourselves 😂

@CapitalCombatUS @funkmasterMMA @dc_mma 😂

@CapeFlatsInNZ @funkmasterMMA @MerabDvalishvil @dc_mma You act like you've never gotten in a cage fight over delicious Rum Cake before.....sheeeesh 🤣

@CapitalCombatUS @funkmasterMMA @MerabDvalishvil @dc_mma Wtf 😂😂😂

It's time to give the people what they want @funkmasterMMA what they REALLY NEED!!! Tortuga has had a stranglehold on the #rum cake game market for too long. Show them what a real grappler can do! .......I can keep going all day 😎🌴🥥 #ufc #mma #rumcake

@Fighting_Corner @BlindBearMedia Is this all time or current fighters only?

My most entertaining fighter in each UFC division Thanks to @BlindBearMedia for the idea 🤝