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@NoLayingUp Might be favorite thing to come from NLU at the Masters

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@KVanValkenburg VWLS

Make Vowels A Great Part Of Golf Hats Again

Me bowing out of all responsibilities for the next four days…

Caitlin Clark is now one victory away from former UConn and Duke players declaring that, as it turns out, she needed to have won two national titles to be considered great.

“If I hit it over on that deck where’s my drop?” —Jordan Spieth Greller off to the side:

Me after I hit the "End Meeting" button and return back to my true form

@historyinmemes @TheShotgunStart

Never forget when Post Malone casually played a banjo in a pub when he was in Ireland

@willknightsTFE Now Americans do the same but with Creed in ‘25

Oh so the U.S. never had a chance. Got it

It ‘tis ‘til it t’ain’t

TEXAS‼️🤘 #HookEm

he’s going straight onto my charcuterie board

"What's a donut?"

Me on acid about to explain to the waiter why I’m not paying for 64 oysters twitter.com/brownskinthem/…

Okay, Jordan, normally it's fun to see you randomly start playing like an 11 handicap, but this is serious

Kim Mulkey has 24 hours to respond

The love for Texas interim head coach Rodney Terry is special 🧡

Had 2 martinis there is not a single IG story I won’t reply to

@NoLayingUp Rahmbo comin?

He cannot be sunk.