Captain Obvious 🇺🇸 ⚓️

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Amen. Jesus is ALWAYS with us.

✝️🙏🏼This is how it is done.🙏🏼✝️ Christians it’s time to rise up!

@its_The_Dr Sure Poops Alot

It’s not gun violence. It’s Democrat violence.

Mood

Charlie’s children will be raised with stories instead of memories, photographs instead of laughter, and silence where their father’s voice should have echoed. Charlie Kirk’s life should serve as a symbolic reminder that compassionate awareness elevates family, love, and country.

@VetSalutes Indeed

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

I will not stop using my voice to talk about the same things Charlie Kirk talks about! YOU WILL NOT SILENCE US! ✊🏼🇺🇸✊🏼🇺🇸 WHO IS WITH ME?

@NOLAFireDept @thebloodcenter @wdsu Anyone you know?

Tomorrow is the "Battle of the Badges" Blood Drive by @thebloodcenter outside of @wdsu's studio from 5 a.m. to 3 p.m. You still have time to schedule your donation. Visit this link to do so: tbcdonors.org/donor/schedule… Remember, make sure your donation goes toward the NOFD.

@Freedom_Force11 @hicken_thomas @H_Michael411 @ForcierWil84237 @FloridaGirlandJ @Deborah03155951 @cbradleytodd Bourdain and Chris Cornell...

Happy Independence Day!!!

@Alphafox78 @DrClownPhD 🐓🍭

Is this gay?

@DaisyIsNotHere Welcome back to the real world. We missed you.

Hey guys. This is me in both pics. Just clarifying again, I’m female.

Probably the coolest fishing video I’ve ever seen. :)

Imagine What It Must Feel Like to Be a Democrat ▪️USAID is defunded ▪️DOW is skyrocketing ▪️Rogue judges’ power limited ▪️Iran nuclear capability stifled ▪️Zohran is the leader of their party ▪️RNC has 5 times more cash on hand than DNC ▪️Criminal illegal aliens are being deported ▪️President Trump is brokering peace deals ▪️States will begin defunding Planned Parenthood ▪️128 democrats voted AGAINST impeaching President Trump ▪️White males, like David Hogg, are being kicked out of leadership positions The democrat party literally has nothing to celebrate. 🤔