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bro I've been off the internet almost all year who tf is the burnt penis

@HFTVSports Someone has to kill Gudas (in minecraft)

This has gotta be a heavy suspension, that’s as blatant as it gets

@HabsOnReddit Great tracking and reflexes, our starter

Jakub Dobes’ game-winning save for the Habs under a min left vs the Kings last night

@gallymeroreboot If Gally retires we just put evans on the 4th line he can play right wing, Kap 3c.

I am super happy to have Danault back, but if Hage signs next month & the team decides to keep Kapanen, I do not see where he fits next season My guess is Danault or Kapanen are leaving this off season #GoHabsGo

New Raid tech unlocked

@HabsOnReddit They gotta bring these jerseys back

The NHL announces that the Habs will play the Jets in an outdoor game at the Heritage Classic in Winnipeg next year on Oct. 25, 2026.

@CP0031 You’re the reason I started goaltending as a kid. The confidence and calmness you brought on the ice is a thing I’ve never seen in any other tenders. You’re the goat in my books 🙏🙏🙏

Always a Hab. Just a teal one for now 😉🔵⚪️🔴

@imBernE @vell00n Congrats to you both ❤️❤️❤️🩷🩷🩷🩷🙏🙏🙏 so happy for yall!!!

Say hello to the newest addition to the family! Kara-Marie Born at 4:43am. on July 23rd. 7lbs and 9oz My beautiful daughter ❤️

@elonmusk @grok

Update your app to try out @Grok companions! apps.apple.com/us/app/grok/id…

Us after clinching playoffs

@I__HATE_SOCCER the whole game just looks like a bad post void (3$ on steam btw) ripoff

Kinda funny how everyone stopped pretending that this game looked good the moment they learned it had ties to the IDF

@BigHeadHcky Put prime Price in the nets for the jets this year and they come home with the cup.

Every MVP goalie in the cap era: — Carey Price — Connor Hellebuyck Who's better all-time?

deltarune is out yippeee yippeeeeee

@ienjoyapplenot Be good at game

How do you even climb as support I'm genuinely confused

@iTzMuscles Beautiful house muckles

Made a new purchase, the forever home

@DustR25 @HabsOnReddit Absolutely mindless take, running goalies is the lowest of the low.

@HabsOnReddit Run Thompson next game Run him until he’s fucking stretchered off Caps want to pull egregious shit knowing refs won’t call anything? Take their starter out of the playoffs Hold them fucking accountable since clearly the refs fucking won’t

The Habs lose 5-2 vs the Caps. MTL is down 3-1 in the series. Thoughts? 🤔

@Steve_Dangle It’s starting Steve, just like in 2021…

LFR18 - Round 1, Game 4 - Sens Of Urgency - Maple Leafs 3, Senators 4 (OT) youtu.be/SQ_dkjDTGM0?si…