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@TrendingEx Bro is better than Tom cruise

Update: The Kenyan James Bond, Stephen Odhiambo who hung onto a chopper has been sentenced to 18 months imprisonment. Apparently, it was a celebrity wedding ceremony in Migori, he wasn’t allowed in the helicopter, so he decided to hang for the 65mins ride. The pilot had to make an emergency landing in a nearby field, where James Bond was received with hero’s cheer. Afterwhich he ran away from authorities. Stephen Odhiambo was charged with endangering the safety and security of people aboard a helicopter. The court ruled that his action posed a serious risk to his life and to those onboard. It wasn’t AI afterall. Follow @TrendingEx for dailies..

@nuel_irl A chimp is beaten the whole viltrum

Who’s winning this fight??? 100 Viltrumites. Vs. 1 Gorilla.

@tiphe_j Maybe she's the side character now

My marriage just clocked 9yrs with two beautiful children I just celebrated the anniversary last week I was preparing my children for school on Friday morning when I saw my husbands phone in there room my mind was just telling me to check the phone I checked and discover that inside my 9yrs marriage someone else have 5yrs His side piece has A son of 3yrs+ and currently 2months pregnant When I saw it I was not suprise nor angry nor scared I don’t know if it is normal He still act all nice responsible and romantic I screenshotted everything to my phone Am yet to figure out what to do . I actually thought of leaving but am handicap at the moment because my shop got burnt 7th of last month after using 85% of my savings to stock am still recovering from the lost and I now depend on him I can’t tell his family because he will use money to shut their mouth We did both customary wedding, traditional and white wedding . I just weak I have been hearing that husband Will give u BP My own stray bullet don hit me Ahhhhhhhhh -Precious Dera Kindly advice her…

@Seunfunmi_mi Congratulations Make I send aza? All my prayers on you won't waste

Client.... how much can you do a design of 4 bedroom duplex. Me.... 1 million naira. Client..... can you do it for 900k, we are doing 45 duplex of diffrent designs. Me..... pressing calculator and singing Oluwatosin in my mind, ok sir its a deal.

@treatpworld His ranting aside, which is uncalled for btw, the guy no get sense, still if they want to h*rt you while you sit by the door, do you think they can? You met him there, and you want him to let go of his seat for you? It's not particularly fair to him, just saying 🙌🏿

@CelestialBridee Playing victim? Me wey no argue? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Well, that’s him sitting in the front with another person because he played the same thing with the guy and he didn’t give in.

So, I got to the park and met the car still loading. I paid, put my load in the boot, and was ready to enter. The back door was open, and this guy was just standing there. I asked if he was one of the passengers, and he said yes. Two men were already seated inside. I told him, “Oya, enter na,” with a straight face. “You should go in. I’m sitting by the door.” He refused. I turned to the driver and asked him to open the boot so I could take my load. The guy asked why, and I explained. The driver calmly told him: “My brother, you’re supposed to sit inside. She’s a woman, she came last, and all the other passengers are men. She should sit by the door.” Before the driver could even finish, the guy started ranting. He went on and on about how a woman shouldn’t sit by the door, and because she’s a woman, he couldn’t sit in the middle because of her. I just stepped back, pressed my phone, and minded my business while they tried to reason with him. But the guy no gree. He kept spewing nonsense. At a point, I asked him, “Who made the rule that women cannot sit by the door?” He had nothing to say. The driver got tired and refunded everyone’s money. I wasn’t going to enter that car if it meant pleasing him. I moved to the next car and entered as the second passenger. Guess what? Even the guy he met by the door in that new car also refused to let him sit by the door… he dey front with driver and one person, I dey back with just two people. Some people sha get entitlement for head.

@seanpepisky Both

This. Or. That?

@OfficialTresure Aang

Four in a free for all, who's coming out alive?

@Silhouettin 🫣🫣

for my male moots

@Matt_Pinner She's not worth 100

Men, be 100% honest… $70,000 cash right now or HER? 😅💰

@Silhouettin Dudeeeee, are you high? 😂😂

Don't let the hype men fool you, I'm actually very mid. In fact, I'm a virgin. I dont even know what any of this is. I'm pure asf 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 I heard if you have sex, they have to eat your head off your shoulders like a preying mantis so I'd rather not

@Austeiin Bring her to my side, I'll nanny for you 🫣

Left the house this morning with my Ijaw woman, looked at the parlour and I just weak…..“God abeg, see as Daberechi don scatter this sitting room wey I dey manage.” 😅 I tell myself: once work is done, I go rush house go clean everywhere before my ijaw woman comes back. Later in the day, as we dey round up, one colleague say make we go chop—him go sponsor. I jejely tell am, “Baba, abeg package takeaway. I get house runs… family stuff.”......Omo, baba no even argue at all. Collected the food, rushed home, and dived straight into cleaning. For like 30 minutes, na only Dabz building blocks I dey pack from every corner of the house. At some point, I even ask myself: “How these blocks take enter wardrobe wey we lock?” 🤦🏾‍♂️ Cleaning wey I think say na quick 30 minutes, turn 45 minutes full work. But at least, everywhere don clean. Then my Ijaw woman came back, saw the house and she happy well well. I just dey feel like responsible husband of the year 🏆 Now guess what…..Less than 30 minutes later, this same DABERECHI quietly enter room, bring out her building blocks, open the whole bag….....and boom!......she poured everything at the middle of the sitting room just to play. Just like that.....my entire cleaning journey......scattered in a flash!..... 😭 God why me??!!!..............😪😪😩😩😩😭😭😭 I no dey clean again… till further notice.

Decided to pop into Blackout

@Gentleman_KingG @HinckleyDev @okikiade78 @PlayCODMobile 😹

@CelestialBridee @HinckleyDev @okikiade78 @PlayCODMobile Nice to see ladies getting hip to codm let’s goooooo!!

Checking my skins and I saw this heavy guy, who owns this also? @HinckleyDev @okikiade78 @PlayCODMobile

@TheUnHeard_One This is not real, this is not real Homelander k1ll people for less

OMG!! Ladies…feed your men well!! 😂😂😂

@Tresico1 @HinckleyDev @okikiade78 @PlayCODMobile 5 points Bruv🤥

@CelestialBridee @HinckleyDev @okikiade78 @PlayCODMobile I sabi I think the tdm is better nhi💔

@Dr_Ehmm @HinckleyDev @okikiade78 @PlayCODMobile It's not heavy though, but I feel like it is Mental shii

@CelestialBridee @HinckleyDev @okikiade78 @PlayCODMobile i have it but never used it because it’s too bulky

@TERABAAP_DADDY No, ninja arashi

@CelestialBridee Shadow fight>>>🤣

🤦🏿🤦🏿🤦🏿

@Tresico1 @HinckleyDev @okikiade78 @PlayCODMobile Clan wars bro 😹😹

@CelestialBridee @HinckleyDev @okikiade78 @PlayCODMobile Omo you dey play and💔

@bob_cat_man @AnihSammy Is this like real?

@AnihSammy Eleanor Strubing was a whore and a compulsive liar who was one of many who enshrined the American legacy of white women falsely accusing black men of rape. Then she had the audacity to claim she should have been believed regardless of the truth. She died in 2000 and rots in hell.

🎬A courtroom drama that explores themes of race, justice, and prejudice in pre-civil rights America. Do you think Mr Spell is innocent? This is such a powerful scene🍿🍿