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The protest march against the @Chelsea ownership & and its project/philosophy is given added depth by supporters of @RCSA_English (Strasbourg) travelling to SW6 to join it. Starting from The Wolfpack in Vanston Place at 7.45pm before the Man Utd match.

‘ When you don’t make money , people with money tend to advise you like you don’t have a brain. ‘

oya @realDonaldTrump sitanunua fuel mia mbili juu unataka kupimana makende na wanaume wengine

Kenyan tax law is tricky, and sometimes entertaining. There are guys called H-N-F. High Networth Freelancers. They earn in dollars. Think in dollars. And price everything in dollars. They have made life particulary difficult for agents. I heard one casually say. - I get the rent is Ksh 180k, but how much is that in dollars? And before the agent could reach for the calculator. He told him to forget about it. But now, In Kenya, taxes are crazy. A freelancer earning 10M annually, Pay taxes worth 3M shillings. • That is 30%. They do not like that. So they get creative. They look for low-tax countries: - Dubai, Mauritius, cayman islands, etc. They register brief case companies there. - As sole directors & sole shareholders. Clients pay directly to those companies. The company pays Zero or very low tax. • Then sends money to Kenya as dividends. Withholding tax about ~5% - So tax drops from 30% to 5%. Same 10m. Tax now 500,000. But unknown to them. There is one dangerous sentence chilling quietly in Kenyan tax law. It reads: • Any company managed and controlled from Kenya, is a Kenyan resident company. Meaning: - You own the company in Cayman - But run it from your laptop in Nairobi That is a Kenyan company. And Kenyan companies must pay Kenyan taxes. So one day KRA audits the freelancer. He pays zero taxes in Kenya. He says he earns dividend from his Cayman company. KRA asks for the registration documents. And finds he is the sole director. - KRA Taxes the company in Kenya - Adds penalties for tax evasion - And goes for him as the representative to pay Lesson. • Structure your offshore company properly. • Or KRA will structure it for you.

Consultant will be insulting you, you’ll reminisce that backshot before you left the house and you’ll not hear anything conso is saying.

@FabrizioRomano Camavinga is just a fool. You can't be on yellow already and be pulling such stupid stants like delaying a restart. Plus they're the ones behind chasing an equaliser. I wonder why his on team is not calling him out. Teams should normalise taking responsibility instead

🚨🛑 Luis Díaz: “The referee was right to send Camavinga off”. “We wanted to take the free kick quickly and he didn't release the ball”, told El Chiringuito.

Unatuambia tufanye nini. Write this in the WhatsApp group for killers and thieves since you insist it is one of the tenets of your friendship.

The timing towards an election is very perfect considering what France is known for and the reason for being uprooted in West Africa. You know the things I think of and how far I know some characters can go because of the cloth they are made of, it mesmerizes me how people underestimate how much of a bad situation we are in as a Nation.

"Ukatiba ndio tiba" 🤌🏽

This doc narrates to me how he lost a young girl from a dog bite. She was rushed to the hospital and the mother was so scared but the girl was promising her she'd be fine as long as the doctor was there. The disappointed doctor had to watch the girl die because there's..

His name is David Munene Mwaniki from Embu. On the 30th of March 2026 David was arrested by Kenya Forest officers in Kangaita. He was brutally assaulted by the forest officers and later booked at Kerugoya Police Station and the day he was presenteed in court he asked for medical attention telling the court that he was beaten on the head. The court ordered immediate medical attention and at Kerugoya Level 5 Hospital where he was taken, Doctors found internal bleeding after a head scan. He was later transferred to Embu Level 5 Hospital where he succumbed on the 8th of April 2026. The post-mortem report confirms that David died from multiple injuries caused by blunt force trauma. David is another victim of extrajudicial killings. #JusticeForDavidMunene

Hakuna cha sexuality hapa rafiki 😂 ata ivo unajua you will not be okay for your brother to bring another man for koito let's stop glorifying immorality.

This Video Never Gets Old😂 A man hands JD Vance a copy of his own book and says: “Hey JD, can I get a refund on this?"

Mwalimu Josh ameitwa Affordable Gay 😂😂

-William Shakespeare·

this guy voted Yes for the Finance bill

Oyaaah @NdindiNyoro, fuck you and your African business 🤮🤮

We should start coming down hard on Ndindi Nyoro to shut the fuck up, coz he's one of the chief architects of this mess we're currently wallowing in. How can he suddenly become clever? 🤬🤬🤬

With a mental connection to somebody, an emotional connection almost immediately follows. Understanding the mind is knowing the heart. There is nothing like telepathic love. You only breathe a few words, yet everything you wish to say, is not only heard, but felt.