Chad MacKay

If somebody offers you a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece, don't eat it: It's probably poison.

I can't write direct messages to people who aren't following me

wants the day to end so his night can begin.

@dymension Can we still increase our allocation?

When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire.

I work on top of a motha fuckin seven eleven. Nachos and cheese all day, biatches. Holla for my 711 peeps!

New favourite show: Audrina

Act accordingly.

I wish you would say let's get in a car and drive to the ocean. We'll go from there.

I keep dreaming about bears. For the past week. A couple of bears.

Thinking of you

http://twitpic.com/2gbw84 - @TCtor ahhh yeahhh

@TCtor liar

Does that woman really need two bags of candy? No. No she doesnt

Brother is a dickhead!

Feels like a fatty