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Pickup Lines Thread 🧵 1. "Your legs are not my kids but I would love to raise them!"😂

Comedy so real it stopped being a joke 💀 Key & Peele really studied humanity like a science experiment.

Maybe show Tywin but book Tywin has some bs Batman plot nonsense levels of scheming. He sends a minor lord's daughter to seduce Rob Stark, maybe drug him, while he is wounded from battle, knowing Rob will marry her instead of having a bastard child because of his psychological hang up of Ned Stark having a bastard son, the only stain on his father's honor, thus breaking his pledge to Walter Frey, thus allowing him to convince Frey to murder Rob.

I love Tywin as a character but even I can’t give him credit for Robb’s mistake The books seemed to clearly setup Robb as a tactical genius one step ahead of the old guard. -He outmaneuvers Tywin in the field -He captures the Kingslayer -He scolds Edmure for not following his exact commands after setting up the perfect trap Robb failed because of his lack of experience handling interpersonal matters. -He fell for a pretty girl, lost the Freys -Executed Rickard, lost the Karstarks -Trusted Catelyn blindly lost the Kingslayer -Trusted Theon blindly lost the North -Trusted the Freys… Brilliant but rash. Clever but rigid. I love Robb and I think he will still make his mark with his will but I think clearly his undoing was entirely his own. The spicers were traders, it strikes me that perhaps Sybell is meant to be seen as opportunistic and saw an opportunity but I’m not giving Tywin credit for this one.

Person wey comot tears for my eyes! 😭

" A man who is kind even when he is mad at you" But you can't be kind even in your normal state. You're evil unprovoked.

What did i just read 😂 This one mad pass all of us ooooo

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE NOT SUICIDAL BUT JUST REALLY TIRED OF BEING ALIVE?

“What’s the difference between a woman and Terrorist” yall should hear his answer, he too useless😭😂😂

The new trailer for ‘SUPERGIRL’ has been released. In theaters on June 26.

@femooafc Here you go🙂

Question. What was Salah’s trophy count at 24?

i will never be able to comprehend this

Thiago Alcantara vs BVB legends

Thiago on whether his goal against Porto touched the ground: “Let’s keep that debate going.” 😂😂

@FlowGaffer @guzu_p God bless you! I no want prodigious chest like say na gym work. Let breast be full not big, round, not flat. With thick nipples.

Not gonna lie i like to suckle on breast, I like my breast palm size not overly enormous Same goes for Nyash, not overly big, something holdable A size 6 women fit the bill for the perfect Breast and Nyash size.

George R.R. Martin on the brilliance of The Lord of the Rings: "As I read Return of the King, I didn’t want it to be over. That last book blew my mind, particularly the scouring of the Shire. I didn’t like that when I was in high school. The story’s over, and they destroyed the ring — but he didn’t write 'and now they lived happily ever after.' Instead, they went home and home was all [expletive] up. The evil guys had burned down some of the woods; a fascist-like tyranny had taken over. That seemed anticlimactic to me. Frodo didn’t live happily ever after or marry a nice girl hobbit. He was permanently wounded; he was damaged. As a 13 year old, I couldn’t grasp that. Now, every time I re-read The Lord of the Rings — which I do, every few years — I appreciate the brilliance of the scouring of the Shire. That’s part of what lifts the book from all its imitators. There was a real cost to Tolkien’s world. There’s a tremendous sadness at the end of Lord of the Rings, and it has a power. I think that’s partly why people are still reading and re-reading these books." Was it a mistake to not include the scouring in Peter Jackson's films?

How to get a ladder 🪜 into a bottle with a tiny mouth. Everything is trick and careful positioning.

This on choke and e shock 😬

A lot of you still see what this guy does as content, but I promise you, these videos are not just content.

today I learned Alan Ritchson was on American Idol and managed to charm Paula Abdul in his audition