Chi Tech Bro

70 degrees in Chicago. Day drinking has commenced. Going to win the slate. #ThisIsMarch

@Phil_Lewis_ Non ball-knower

I love March Madness because I always learn about a new school. Never heard of Siena University in my life

@james_xond Yes - still do!

Does anyone who grew up before social media still remember their parents’ landline number??

@theyfabsexual Daddy’s money

Where do college students get all that money to do crazy spring break trips

@tobiflamme Hopefully

Can we follow you massively right now?

@beyoumf No. It’s a way of life

you’re offered $1M but you can never drink alcohol again. can you do it?

@BellaBaddie__ Too lazy to delete

so after a breakup, what happens to all the beautiful pictures and videos you took together?

March fucking madness tomorrow. #ThisIsMarch

@beyoumf Cause they are weird o

why do the realest people have the fewest friends?

@1ssve You’re not my boss, stop telling me what to do

How do you professionally say, “You’re not my boss, stop telling me what to do” in corporate?

@Jomboy_ Will Aaron judge be Dan Marino?

The only time Aaron Judge has ever been ejected in his life, a breakdown

@elonmusk Buy $TSLA

Try Tesla self-driving! It’s awesome.

Will Chicago spring weather EVER be normal? Snow today, 70 degrees Saturday.

@FOS Respectfully, that TV looks dang freaking new off the clearance rack at BestBuy. That ain’t no early 2000s TV

A Venezuelan man and his grandfather went viral for watching their country play in the World Baseball Classic on a decades-old TV. This was the moment they watched Venezuela upset the USA for the title on the new TV their community bought for them 🇻🇪

@jonmorosi @MLBNetwork Jon, do you think the USA will have an Olympic type celebration if they were to win? They are still in spring training and faced better competition in the WBC after all, as well.

Team 🇺🇸 has the home team designation tonight by virtue of a coin flip. The coin flip was required because the U.S. and Venezuela had the same position (second) during pool play. @MLBNetwork

@InvestingAddict Pretty nice. But 9-3:30 ain’t too bad either

I work remotely from 5:00am–2:30pm living on the West Coast while working East Coast hours. Golfing after work today at 3:00pm. Is this the greatest work life balance ever?

@bmsquantum 🇺🇸

President Trump should throw out the first pitch tomorrow. Two countries unite for 45/47

@JeffPassan Please have trump throw out first pitch. Cinema.

FINAL: Venezuela 4, Italy 2 Venezuela, one of the world’s most baseball-rich countries, will face Team USA for the World Baseball Classic championship Tuesday at 8 p.m. ET after a comeback win to end Italy’s spirited run. LoanDepot Park is going to be a madhouse tomorrow night.

@BNightengale Need trump throwing first pitch tomorrow

The crowd has erupted and Team Venezuela has finally broken through. Venezuela 4, Italy 2 and they have knocked Michael Lorenzen out of the game